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Stolen from strawberrytatoo
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Well, there is mr_felis...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenevr the kids aren't around and listening
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Right side.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Beef or chicken. Pork doesn't really agree with my stomach. Unless it's bacon. Bacon, yum.
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
Yes, once. But I wasn't drunk, I was 14 and got my period and the pain was so bad I had to ask dad to pull over so I could throw up and then cry hysterically. Good times.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I have for food. Ok, so it was for hubby but he feeds me, so it counts.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower most times but a good soak can be nice. Especially with candles, a good book and a fine wine.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Oh I totally do
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. If anything I'm the passive one. (A tip: bondage means you can lie still and not have to do much but moan and not only does the guy don't mind, he loves it. Perfect for those days you're just too lazy to make an effort. lol Ps. I'm kidding.)
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Duh.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not nearly.
13. Love or money?
I already have love so some money would be great, thanks.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cards, easier.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Not really but I do admit to wishing they were... nicer. Like me!
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
C'mon, you kidding me? Trying to avoid that rock under the tent or being able to take a nice bubblebath with champagne. Really there is no comparison.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
National park, where our daughter was conceived, with tourists walking less than 6 feet away. Something everyone knows about us. How embarrassing for her when she's old enough to be teased about that. *evil grin*
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends on the money, I guess. If I was desperate enough. But really, I think I would look horrible bald.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, never. If they ever open a strip club which features men I'll be the first one in line.
20. Ever been to a bar?
What kind of stupid question is that? *rolls eyes*
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope, I'm way too respectable. Or, you know, too sneaky to be caught.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No, but I might have needed a helping hand though
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
No, but I really really want to. *sighs thinking about lesbian crush*
24. Favorite drink?
Sex on the beach.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Do blowjobs/masturbation count? Then yes.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes. A couple of times
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah, a few times.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Lots of stuff.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
By my father-in law, once. Taught him to stop barging in without knocking.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Hubby. And I have pictures of him. I must say though I like the older pics better than the newer ones. 15 years sure have made a difference. *sighs*
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
*snorts* No. Do people really call out names, you know, outside porn?
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Guts? Everyone. Can be bothered? Probably not that many.
I got two Xmas cards today! mygothangel and ely_jan, thank you both so much! *squishes you* Beautiful cards and even more beautiful words. *sniffles*
Oh, and I got a notice from the post office today. Again they're holding something that's obviously a gift ransom, wanting me to produce a receipt for buying it. *rolls eyes* I'll have to sort that out tomorrow. I'm guessing this is from you, gileswench? *g* *bounces*
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Well, there is mr_felis...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenevr the kids aren't around and listening
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Right side.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Beef or chicken. Pork doesn't really agree with my stomach. Unless it's bacon. Bacon, yum.
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
Yes, once. But I wasn't drunk, I was 14 and got my period and the pain was so bad I had to ask dad to pull over so I could throw up and then cry hysterically. Good times.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I have for food. Ok, so it was for hubby but he feeds me, so it counts.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower most times but a good soak can be nice. Especially with candles, a good book and a fine wine.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Oh I totally do
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. If anything I'm the passive one. (A tip: bondage means you can lie still and not have to do much but moan and not only does the guy don't mind, he loves it. Perfect for those days you're just too lazy to make an effort. lol Ps. I'm kidding.)
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Duh.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not nearly.
13. Love or money?
I already have love so some money would be great, thanks.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cards, easier.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Not really but I do admit to wishing they were... nicer. Like me!
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
C'mon, you kidding me? Trying to avoid that rock under the tent or being able to take a nice bubblebath with champagne. Really there is no comparison.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
National park, where our daughter was conceived, with tourists walking less than 6 feet away. Something everyone knows about us. How embarrassing for her when she's old enough to be teased about that. *evil grin*
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends on the money, I guess. If I was desperate enough. But really, I think I would look horrible bald.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, never. If they ever open a strip club which features men I'll be the first one in line.
20. Ever been to a bar?
What kind of stupid question is that? *rolls eyes*
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope, I'm way too respectable. Or, you know, too sneaky to be caught.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No, but I might have needed a helping hand though
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
No, but I really really want to. *sighs thinking about lesbian crush*
24. Favorite drink?
Sex on the beach.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Do blowjobs/masturbation count? Then yes.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes. A couple of times
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah, a few times.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Lots of stuff.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
By my father-in law, once. Taught him to stop barging in without knocking.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Hubby. And I have pictures of him. I must say though I like the older pics better than the newer ones. 15 years sure have made a difference. *sighs*
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
*snorts* No. Do people really call out names, you know, outside porn?
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Guts? Everyone. Can be bothered? Probably not that many.
I got two Xmas cards today! mygothangel and ely_jan, thank you both so much! *squishes you* Beautiful cards and even more beautiful words. *sniffles*
Oh, and I got a notice from the post office today. Again they're holding something that's obviously a gift ransom, wanting me to produce a receipt for buying it. *rolls eyes* I'll have to sort that out tomorrow. I'm guessing this is from you, gileswench? *g* *bounces*