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Seriously, people, where is the porn? I see lots and lots of words, including asshole and wanking and... despite their potential it's not porn, people! Where is the porn? For God's sake, won't someone think of the children porn!?!
I actually have porn. Well, no, not exactly. I have fic which sadly doesn't have any porn at all but it does have drama, angst, a little bit of humour, and, believe it or not, religious pondering and blasphemy. Ha, beat that!
I'll post it tonight, unbeta'd because no one loves me enough to offer to look it over for me *sad face*, (this exclude spangels_girl who does love me, lots and lots, and continues to earn herself extra cookies) and that will be the first fic I post in over a month. I had some metaphor ready here about getting back on horses or bikes or some other kind of riding that makes your ass hurt but instead I'm gonna take a little nap before I have to go to work. X-mas banquet today! \o/ And maybe a little baby watching if I'm allowed. (My oldest sister had a baby yesterday, for those out of the loop.)
I actually have porn. Well, no, not exactly. I have fic which sadly doesn't have any porn at all but it does have drama, angst, a little bit of humour, and, believe it or not, religious pondering and blasphemy. Ha, beat that!
I'll post it tonight, unbeta'd because no one loves me enough to offer to look it over for me *sad face*, (this exclude spangels_girl who does love me, lots and lots, and continues to earn herself extra cookies) and that will be the first fic I post in over a month. I had some metaphor ready here about getting back on horses or bikes or some other kind of riding that makes your ass hurt but instead I'm gonna take a little nap before I have to go to work. X-mas banquet today! \o/ And maybe a little baby watching if I'm allowed. (My oldest sister had a baby yesterday, for those out of the loop.)