...the colours of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky...

May 23, 2004 15:58

Will be posting later about Not Fade Away and other stuff. But since I was looking for something to cheer me up I was browsing The Sex Life Letters and came across this one. I just thought it rather amusing.

Art For Love's Sake

Prior to actual intercourse, I insert several different colored chocolate beans into my wife's vagina which I then proceed to extract orally. This gives us both extreme pleasure.

After this, we have normal intercourse, and on withdrawing my penis, the many different colors which adhere to it (giving it a sort of psychedelic effect) give prolonged pleasure to the two of us.

I am now seriously considering covering my penis in harmless watercolor paints. When making love, all the senses should be employed - including the visual. Artists of the world unite!

J.J.

And now I'm wondering..."Melts in your mouth, not in your hand" I'm guessing this falls into the mouth category then?
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