Fic: Five times... 3. December 2005 - He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Idiot Brother

[felisblanco]

Title: Five Times Dean Was Saved. And One Time He Wasn't. Part 3
Author: felisblanco
Fandom: SPN
Characters/Pairing: Dean, Sam
Word Count: 1846

Comments

[hellziggy]

What was that you were just saying about only being able to write angst? Cuz I don't find this one angsty at all.
It's brilliant and funny (and I'm choosing to ignore the hints of Wincest)!

Oh God. He really is naked! And apparently he’d been kidnapped by some sex-crazed porno freaks! And they wanted to…

Ten fucking inches!?!

hee hee! Poor Dean!

Not sure what it is that’s keeping you schtum but I’d love to get my hands on that.
What's schtum? Is that an Icelandic word, or is it just something I haven't heard before because I'm innocent a dork?

[felisblanco]

Heee! Yes, but I wrote this a couple of weeks ago before my funnybone broke. lol

Thank you, baby. *hugs you hard*

Er... about the schtum thing. You made me look it up and it's actually used in British English, a slang that originates from German, meaning silent. Oops? But hey, Sam is a cultural snob so I'm guessing he would pick up something like that and annoy his clueless brother with it. Because he's kinda evil like that. *g*

I totally want to write a fic where he keeps throwing out words that Dean pretends to understand and then when he thinks Sam's not looking he goes online to look them up. An idea which I admit is very much stolen from Peter O'Donnell's Modesty Blaise books. *g*

[hellziggy]

So in this case you would be Sam with the fancy words and I'm Dean... *grin*

And if you did write that fic I'm guessing that not even you would be able to turn it into angst!

[felisblanco]

Yes! I mean... wait. I wanna be the sexy one! *pouts*

Dude, I can turn anything into angst. My boys angst while blowing each others brains out. *g*

[denied_heaven]

*gigglesnort*
oh mannnnnn
hahaha
*loves* poor dean lol

[felisblanco]

Heee! Sometimes he does think a little too much with his lower brain. lmao

[mygothangel]

apart from the whole situation, which was exceedingly funny (especially Dean thinking of all possible scenarios with the exception of Swedish blonde), the "dialogue" you let them have was really good, showing how they know each other and how important they are for each other.

[felisblanco]

Swedish blondes are sneaky little things. They promise you hot sex, batting their blue eyes and jiggling their boobs, and then they fill you with drugs and make you do unspeakable things on camera. Watch out for them girls! lol

The boys are such fun when they banter. I forgot to say that about the show in my earlier comment, it's funny as hell. Much snark and looks and silly moments. And the brothers' chemistry together, whether you chose to see the Wincest or not, is awesome.

[nimenic]

“I swear, Dean, the next time a blonde bimbo promises you a threesome with her Swedish twin, don’t just follow her like a drooling dog in heat.
Awww...bad Sammy for not letting me keep him. :)

Oh, poor Dean. The situations he gets himself into by thinking with his dick. *g*

[felisblanco]

Maybe if you hadn't clubbed him in the head but invited him in on the action he wouldn't have been so pissed off. lol

Dean's dick has got a mind of its own. It's all its fault, Dean swears, he had nothing to do with the whole thing and he has no idea what you're talking about anyway, this never happened. Ever. lmao

[winchestergirl]

LOL poor Dean ...Sammy is soo never going to let him live this down LOL....well done sweetie !! :P:

[felisblanco]

Oh no, never ever. Years from now Dean will be laughing at something Sam did and he'll go "Remember that time I saved you from the Swedish twins? That was fun." And Dean sulks the rest of the day. lmao

Thank you!! *hugs*