Drabble: The Danger of Puppet Dating
Did this one first since the idea struck me.
menomegirl, who is obviously even more perverted than me, wanted a drabble based on this icon:
and so you get a little bit of puppetry. Obviously set during Smile Time.
The Danger of Puppet Dating
“Well, how was I supposed to know?”
“The gigantic insane eyes might have given you a hint!”
“Angel, sweetie. She looked just your type. Tiny blue eyed blonde.”
“Hey! I’m not that predictable!”
“Of course not. CoughDarlaBuffyNinacough.”
“I heard that!”
“Look, no harm done…”
“No harm!?! First Nina disembowels me…”
“Rips out your stuffing, you mean.”
“And then this crazy Tiffany bitch stabs me in the back!”
“Like I said, just your type.”
“Lorne.”
“I’m kidding! Now, Miss Piggy…”
“I. Don’t. Eat. Pork!”
“Fine! This Puppet Partner Agency is closed.”
“Good.”
...
“Although I hear someone made a Spike puppet…”
...
“Oh?”
Hope you liked. *smooch*
menomegirl, who is obviously even more perverted than me, wanted a drabble based on this icon:
and so you get a little bit of puppetry. Obviously set during Smile Time.
The Danger of Puppet Dating
“Well, how was I supposed to know?”
“The gigantic insane eyes might have given you a hint!”
“Angel, sweetie. She looked just your type. Tiny blue eyed blonde.”
“Hey! I’m not that predictable!”
“Of course not. CoughDarlaBuffyNinacough.”
“I heard that!”
“Look, no harm done…”
“No harm!?! First Nina disembowels me…”
“Rips out your stuffing, you mean.”
“And then this crazy Tiffany bitch stabs me in the back!”
“Like I said, just your type.”
“Lorne.”
“I’m kidding! Now, Miss Piggy…”
“I. Don’t. Eat. Pork!”
“Fine! This Puppet Partner Agency is closed.”
“Good.”
...
“Although I hear someone made a Spike puppet…”
...
“Oh?”
Hope you liked. *smooch*