Just come already!
Dear Self
Seeing as your fic is already at over 123.000 words wouldn't it be better to write a nice short three-paragraph sex scene with a romantic falling asleep in each other's arm ending? Instead you're adding in giggle fits, cock size comparison, inner monologues, panic attacks and bickering. This is why you don't win the Porn Awards.
Sincerely,
Me
[ETA. One ridiculously weird and long sex scene? DONE! Now... On to the Epilogue!* *swings cape*]
*Tomorrow. Because I iz tired and sleepy and haz a date with my bed. And collection of battery operated sex toys.
Seeing as your fic is already at over 123.000 words wouldn't it be better to write a nice short three-paragraph sex scene with a romantic falling asleep in each other's arm ending? Instead you're adding in giggle fits, cock size comparison, inner monologues, panic attacks and bickering. This is why you don't win the Porn Awards.
Sincerely,
Me
[ETA. One ridiculously weird and long sex scene? DONE! Now... On to the Epilogue!* *swings cape*]
*Tomorrow. Because I iz tired and sleepy and haz a date with my bed. And collection of battery operated sex toys.