027// i am not the reason you are not david bowie

[felinemystique]

So--no more car when I step outside. Good enough--I was more than ready for that to be over. But just so I wouldn't forget how ridiculous my life has become, a few minutes later a giant acorn smashed into the ground

Comments

[distant_dragon]

...leather pants??

writing is suddenly obnoxiously large

[felinemystique]

LEATHER PANTS

[hunny_sensor]

Captain Duck could pull it off, I think.

[felinemystique]

I think so, too. Twin's just being contrary.

oh god my virgin eyes

[distant_dragon]

I am not wearing leather pants!

[felinemystique]

DON'T BE SHY. WE CAN GET MATCHING PAIRS IN SOLIDARITY.

[distant_dragon]

NO. LEATHER. PANTS. PERIOD.

Everyone else can wear them, though. There are certain people whom I would definitely not mind staring at in said leather pants.

[felinemystique]

Come on--I said I'd get a pair with you.

I've got a list, myself.

[distant_dragon]

You can't move properly in leather pants!

...I think I'm making one too.

[felinemystique]

It's not forever, Twin. I'm not saying you have to wear them all the time.

We'll have to compare at some point.

[child_proteus]

you have the weirdest hang ups, dude

[felinemystique]

I know, right?

[child_proteus]

He has no problems with the hot springs, and carrying on all over the journals, he totes around a big rainbow umbrella...

BUT HE STOPS AT LEATHER PANTS?

strange.

[distant_dragon]

You can't properly MOVE in leather. It doesn't have any give to it!

[felinemystique]

I think people actually used to fight in leather, a long time ago.

[distant_dragon]

I absolutely refuse to believe that anyone fought properly in tight leather pants -- especially ninja.