055// bachelorette [keep fucking with my dignity remix]

May 15, 2011 15:53

Unfortunately, it looks like I'm in the market for a new personal chef/errand boy. Apparently, my current one is getting married, and didn't even have the courtesy to give me notice in person.

Serious applicants only, please. I'm feeling rather delicate, and can't take my emotions being toyed with any longer.

like a boss, responsible adult, -genius, penis penis, baddest slacker in town, everyone i know has issues, my socially inept harem, food is srs bsns, normal is for other people, -cross, -fred, looooool, -brooklyn (bridge), 99 problems, pebbles in a pond, penis

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