The radio cuts on to the sound of rushing water; the volume suggests a natural source--a waterfall. After a few moments, splashing can be heard as someone walks through water, stepping up onto the bank. There’s a contented sigh that, while recognizable as female, may not immediately register as being Bastet’s.
Bare feet pad through grass, then heavy cloth unfolds as the woman picks up a towel and begins to dry herself. A moment later, there’s the rustle of a body through shrubbery, and a young, anxious, female voice is heard.
"Yo-Yoruichi-sama!"
"Hm?" The speaker, presumably Yoruichi, sounds vaguely surprised by the interruption.
"I-I’m Kotetsu Kiyone of the 13th Division. I’ve been a fan of yours for ages. Can I please have your autograph?"
The other female--Yoruichi--is revealed to be Bastet when she speaks again. Her voice is relaxed, even cheerful, but the astute will notice a distinct edge. "Sure, why not? Where do I sign?"
On the last word, a projectile shoots through the air, then a startled cry is heard at the impact. Rustling leaves and a solid thud suggest someone has fallen from a tree.
"Oh, Soi Fong," Bastet drawls, still with that dangerous edge. "I didn’t realize you were there."
"Yes...ah...um--" Lin stammers, sounding completely different from the harsh, cold image she generally portrays; so much so that someone might not even recognize her voice.
Bastet also sounds much different from usual, her pronounced growl far from her usual relaxed tones. "It’ll be a thousand years before you get a naked picture of me."
There’s a gasp, then Lin stammering and pleading, "Yo-Yo--" Sounds of a struggle follow, including what very well may be someone being forcibly undressed.
Bastet laughs over intermittent camera flashes; she sounds positively evil.
"You really think you can fool me~? These eyes miss nothing!"
Lin sounds frantic as the camera continues to click and flash, and her voice raises to nearly a shriek. "Please stop, Yoruichi-sama!!" Her voice gets higher and higher, finally trailing off into a despairing wail, all through the continuing sounds of the camera.
(ooc: Dialogue taken from
Colorful Bleach #21/
Shinigami Cup Golden #164)