044// dirrty [follow the bouncing balls remix]

[felinemystique]

I've never seen so many balls in my life. Every time you turn around, they're slapping someone in the face or bouncing off their ass.

It's very distracting.

Comments

[sting_to_death]

Has anyone tried stabbing them yet?

[felinemystique]

...I haven't. I don't see them as enough of a threat for that.

[sting_to_death]

They are annoying.

[felinemystique]

Well, yes. But not quite stab-worthy.

[sting_to_death]

If they're that distracting, something should be done about it.

[felinemystique]

Oh, I'm pretty good about avoiding unwanted ball contact.

[sting_to_death]

I still think stabbing them could work.

[felinemystique]

Oh, that's your answer to everything.

[sting_to_death]

It solves a lot of things.

[felinemystique]

And provokes others.

[grab_my_bells]

Of course that would be your solution.
I'm beginning to think you have something specifically against balls.

[sting_to_death]

What if I do?

[grab_my_bells]

We should probably avoid having you around when males are "born," then.

[sting_to_death]

[ She probably throws a blanket on them IMMEDIATELY and then talks to them. ]

What does that have to do with anything?

[grab_my_bells]

[ lol. Poor thing ]

Nothing, nothing.