056// up to the roof

[felinemystique]

Has anyone been back up in the tree in the last day or so? It's been a while, so I'm wondering if the zombies are still around.

And Dash--I can't believe you got that excited over mannequin strippers. Those things were creepy.

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[sauntersthrough]

Mannequin strippers.

My opinion of Vegas just went down thirty-seven points precisely.

[felinemystique]

Well, I'm sure things are better in the actual Vegas.

I mean, they must be. No one would put up with that bullshit otherwise.

[sauntersthrough]

That defies the entire point of strippers, doesn't it? Were they made of wood? Wooden breasts are the most ridiculous things I have ever heard of.

Unless they were male strippers.

Actually, wooden male bits are even more ridiculous.

I hope you visited great wroth upon whoever runs this establishment.

[felinemystique]

I sure as hell didn't see any point to them. Needless to say, I didn't stay all that long.

I've seen others like them around the city. These were just all the more disturbing for being strippers.

[sauntersthrough]

Dear God, it's the city of a thousand mannequins. I wonder if they put that in the brochures. "Welcome to Vegas. Before your trip, please be sure to vaccinate yourself against gambling addiction and revulsion to animated mannequins."

[felinemystique]

Maybe they could hand out vaccinations along with buffet coupons and ads to the shows.

I'm Bastet, by the way. I don't think we've spoken over the journal before.

[sauntersthrough]

I can't help but think it'd be more useful than coupons to a place called Jolly Joe's House of Eatery.

I'm Fallen. It's good to meet you speak to you exchange words with you. I'm . . . fairly new.