[Private to Tyler// Unhackable] [Text]feline_sonataApril 14 2009, 06:50:57 UTC
I'll amend that to say it doesn't boil nearly fast enough?
Plenty. A good therapist currently tops the list. Followed closely by something fruity and with enough alcohol to down a full-grown stallion before he's finished.
[Private to Oliver // Unhackable] [Voice]bloodykingApril 14 2009, 07:09:24 UTC
So that means you're making soup, pasta, or tea.
Three or four classes, stuff on the human psyche, cause and motivation, natural instinct, you know, the usual. And straight As, baby. Contrary to popular belief, I got brains, brawn, and beauty. Modesty too.
Too bad, you're not gettin' any. Shouldn't be drinkin' when you're not thinkin' right.
[Private to Oliver // Unhackable] [Voice]bloodykingApril 15 2009, 04:02:00 UTC
Oi, that damn squid. But that shotgun ain't going to be any good at this point what with how long it's been soakin' in the water.
Huh, guess it is late. That's what I get for being a night cat. Oh well, I'm already out so I'll just keep on walkin'. Maybe I'll find somethin' interesting. But I'll swing by in the morning.
[Private to Oliver // Unhackable] [Voice]bloodykingApril 15 2009, 23:46:17 UTC
...All right, let's think about this. Sure, a shotgun ain't a complicated device. Pull the trigger, done. With enough flailing, it could probably manage that, but I doubt its tentacles are thin enough to slide in and pull the trigger. Also probably low on ammo too and if it's flailin' around, the aim will be shit so it ain't going to be goin' on a shooting spree. What I am worried about is the giant squid learnin' how to use it as a club because I tell you, when you got a fucker swingin' a shotgun at your head, you ain't gonna want to get in the way.
Need anythin'?
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Plenty. A good therapist currently tops the list. Followed closely by something fruity and with enough alcohol to down a full-grown stallion before he's finished.
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I took a few psychology classes in college. That count enough for you? Ain't got any fruit, but I still got vodka?
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How many is a few, and what kinda grades you manage?
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I should probably say no...
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Three or four classes, stuff on the human psyche, cause and motivation, natural instinct, you know, the usual. And straight As, baby. Contrary to popular belief, I got brains, brawn, and beauty. Modesty too.
Too bad, you're not gettin' any. Shouldn't be drinkin' when you're not thinkin' right.
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Eh. Maybe. I have to admit, I've got pretty involved issues, mate.
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Bastard. Why'd you offer, then?
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Who doesn't? I'll swing on by.
Because like you said, I'm a bastard.
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Luck. We'll need it.
...touche.
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I ain't one for luck mostly cause luck ain't one for me.
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...well. Me, either.
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Then we'll get along just peachy. Swingin' on by now.
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...look, mate. 'S late. People is sleeping. My brother's prolly thinking I'm in the loo.
How 'bout in the morning, instead?
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Huh, guess it is late. That's what I get for being a night cat. Oh well, I'm already out so I'll just keep on walkin'. Maybe I'll find somethin' interesting. But I'll swing by in the morning.
Take care, Oliver.
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Eh. I wouldn't mind. But Wyatt might take our tails in punishment.
You, too, mate.
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