(3) Piano Man

[feline_sonata]

[The video/audio feed comes on, and Oliver's face is framed in the screen, ears stuck to the sides]

Er. Hallu. Again. [Oliver blushes a little

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[thatdamnsmirk]

Careful kiddo, those plants like you a little too much, if yanno what I mean...

[Snickering.]

[feline_sonata]

[Oliver blinks] Er...I'm sorry...?

I don...

[the sudden colour in his cheeks makes it clear that, well, now he does...]

Wha...you don't...it isn't! No! I...No!

[thatdamnsmirk]

[More snickering.]

Might be distressing if you're not used to that sort of thing...

[feline_sonata]

[A soft whimper]

B...b...but it's just holding...

[thatdamnsmirk]

Why do you think it's moving up your leg~?

[feline_sonata]

[another whimper]

But...it en't moving so much when I stand still...I...

[thatdamnsmirk]

All right kiddo, I'm through teasing you now.

[He clears his throat.]

You got someone comin' to help you out?

[feline_sonata]

[a little sound]

...

I think so.

[thatdamnsmirk]

I seriously doubt the plant will rape you.

[feline_sonata]

[A soft hiccup]

I really don't like you.

((OOC: Strikes are not sent to Augury))

[thatdamnsmirk]

Hey, hey, it's okay.

Fuck, this is why I'm horrible with kids.

[feline_sonata]

[Another hiccup]

A...a bit of advice?

Don't start off trying to scare them when it's probably pretty clear they are pretty scared already. 'Specially when it's a really bad joke about getting shagged by a plant!

[thatdamnsmirk]

[A gusty sigh.]

I thought it was funny.

Advice taken, then. What's your name, pretty-boy~?

[feline_sonata]

Ow! [A hiss]

It's hard, not moving at all.

I...I didn't think so at all! I believed you, you prat!

[he swallows]

'M Oliver. You think I'm pretty?

You?

((OOC: Again, strikes not sent through))

[thatdamnsmirk]

I'll bet it is. ... eh. At least the plant has good taste?

[He cracks a cheap grin.]

I know, I know. I'm an asshole.

My name is Augury.

[feline_sonata]

I en't gunna say it's nice to meet you, y'know.