[Voice // Action] 002: Take the Blue Pill

[feline_nonsense]

One, two, three, up, down, forwards, back. Red fish, blue fish, black fish, catfish.

[low thrumming purr] Yesss... Alive without breath, cold as death, drowns on land, always drinking, clad in mail never clinking.

--Now where did that come from? Surely not a turn of phrase out of this cat's little repertoire. How can you know what you've never

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[feline_nonsense]

[Cat looks back at him, blinking glowing green eyes and grinning his particular grin. He flicks a long, tattered ear with a jaunty gold hoop affixed in it, making it dance in the sunlight as if in greeting.]

[feline_nonsense]

[tail flick]

Hello.

[feline_nonsense]

A little something to pass the time...

[his smile widens]

And perhaps a card soldier or two to whet the appetite. Boojums' screams are a little beyond my aptitude.

[feline_nonsense]

Certainly. Cats can be many places at once, but not constantly midair, you see.

[feline_nonsense]

Good for you! They're creatures of the nastiest sort. Howling screams, sharp claws, like to hang about near vast chasms just waiting to blow you off. Cats hang clear of them. Unless you keep a sharp knife on you, you should too.

[feline_nonsense]

Excellent. And I'll try to remember your name

--once I have it.

[feline_nonsense]

Not quite an English name, is that?

[feline_nonsense]

Not my area of expertise. 32 pickup now, that's a different story.