Updating and stuff
So, I feel like another fan rant on the newest chapters.
Bleach- YES, Kubo, we get it: Ichigo is our only hope (tm Princess Leia)!! He is.. the MAIN CHARACTER of a SHONEN SERIES!! Of COURSE he's the only one who can stop the Big Bad. Seriously-- send Ichigo to Earth already.
He is the Main Character and needs to move on to the next part of the plot, like any good shonen series/RPG series hero. Now get back TO THE CHARACTERS WE CARE ABOUT, DAMMIT! URYUU, ORIHIME, THE VIZARD, URAHARA, ISSHIN, GRIMMJOW? Y'KNOW, THE CHARACTERS BETTER THAN ICHIGO??
This whole chapter was nothing more than a lousy recap of info everyone and their pet gopher knows! Ichigo is THE HERO, Aizen's Shikai is BAD NEWS, etc. As Red vs Blue's Sarge put it: "Can you put that in a memo and entitle it SHIT I ALREADY KNOW??!!"
Naruto- Wow, Sakura, you tried to fool Naruto with your confession, and yet when he tells you no, you decide to DO THE SAME THING HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW. Excuse me, why is everyone from Konoha except Kakashi and Sai TAKING STUPID PILLS???? Why is this series called Naruto when it's basically revolved around that stupid bitch Sasuke for nearly TWO YEARS?? Seriously, Kishimoto, when will you realize that we're SICK of Sasuke and want Itachi back, because Itachi was A COMPLEX & INTERESTING, BADASS character?
Y'know, both these series' chapters have made the fights boring as fuck and lately suffered from Monitoritis, a condition summarized by the awesome Linkara as:
Guy 1: We should do something!
Guy 2: Should we do something?
Guy 1: We SHOULD do something!
Guy 2: SHOULD we do something?
Guy 1: We should DO something!
Guy 2: Should we DO something?
YES, DO SOMETHING!!! At least Amano had her characters DO SOMETHING, you morons. >_<
KHR- Amano, your sense of comedy returns in such a happy GAY way. ^_^ Uri attacking Nuts (OMG Kitty RAEP! xD) was hilarious, and this chapter was fun and didn't overdo the whole "FINAL BATTLE OF FINALNESS THAT WE MUST DISCUSS FOR 8 CHAPTERS HOW FINAL IT IS". Also, Gamma's impressions of the Vongola are adorable-- damn that man for being strangely cute when he's perplexed. It must being Daddy!Germany coming out in him, haha. Yes, Gamma is the lovechild of Axis Powers Hetalia's Germany & Italy. It's SO obvious. xD
Bleach- YES, Kubo, we get it: Ichigo is our only hope (tm Princess Leia)!! He is.. the MAIN CHARACTER of a SHONEN SERIES!! Of COURSE he's the only one who can stop the Big Bad. Seriously-- send Ichigo to Earth already.
He is the Main Character and needs to move on to the next part of the plot, like any good shonen series/RPG series hero. Now get back TO THE CHARACTERS WE CARE ABOUT, DAMMIT! URYUU, ORIHIME, THE VIZARD, URAHARA, ISSHIN, GRIMMJOW? Y'KNOW, THE CHARACTERS BETTER THAN ICHIGO??
This whole chapter was nothing more than a lousy recap of info everyone and their pet gopher knows! Ichigo is THE HERO, Aizen's Shikai is BAD NEWS, etc. As Red vs Blue's Sarge put it: "Can you put that in a memo and entitle it SHIT I ALREADY KNOW??!!"
Naruto- Wow, Sakura, you tried to fool Naruto with your confession, and yet when he tells you no, you decide to DO THE SAME THING HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW. Excuse me, why is everyone from Konoha except Kakashi and Sai TAKING STUPID PILLS???? Why is this series called Naruto when it's basically revolved around that stupid bitch Sasuke for nearly TWO YEARS?? Seriously, Kishimoto, when will you realize that we're SICK of Sasuke and want Itachi back, because Itachi was A COMPLEX & INTERESTING, BADASS character?
Y'know, both these series' chapters have made the fights boring as fuck and lately suffered from Monitoritis, a condition summarized by the awesome Linkara as:
Guy 1: We should do something!
Guy 2: Should we do something?
Guy 1: We SHOULD do something!
Guy 2: SHOULD we do something?
Guy 1: We should DO something!
Guy 2: Should we DO something?
YES, DO SOMETHING!!! At least Amano had her characters DO SOMETHING, you morons. >_<
KHR- Amano, your sense of comedy returns in such a happy GAY way. ^_^ Uri attacking Nuts (OMG Kitty RAEP! xD) was hilarious, and this chapter was fun and didn't overdo the whole "FINAL BATTLE OF FINALNESS THAT WE MUST DISCUSS FOR 8 CHAPTERS HOW FINAL IT IS". Also, Gamma's impressions of the Vongola are adorable-- damn that man for being strangely cute when he's perplexed. It must being Daddy!Germany coming out in him, haha. Yes, Gamma is the lovechild of Axis Powers Hetalia's Germany & Italy. It's SO obvious. xD