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I've snapped the soap dish off the wall of my bathroom. This is because I "slipped in the shower". This is actually because my flatmate got a nice new one because hers was loose so I thought I'd break mine and get a pretty new one from accomodation. All well and good, but now I have paranoia that karma will come and get me and I'll actually slip in the shower and die, or break a leg. That would not be fun. I'm terrified of my next shower. I'm such a bad master criminal if I can't even overcome karma. Or water. But I knew that anyway.