HP7 - Epilogue
Heart-clutching moment: Albus Severus Potter.
'Bout fell off the bed in amusement: Scorpius Malfoy.
Scorpius.
Bwah!
Because, if Draco ever were going to name a son after the best TV villain ever, it would be Scorpius. And if the child takes after his fannish namesake, there's gonna be all sorts of trouble at Hogwarts. Heh!
Though of course the name is also in keeping with the constellation thing they've got going in the family, what with Draco and all. And the cousins, Regulus, Sirius, Andromeda, etc. (And yes, I did expect Andromeda to be called "Rommi" at one point.)
Still, bwah!