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Is it evil of me to think of the horrible things I could do to the selfish neighbors who block up the driving area because they can't park 50 meters away and walk the 50 meters to their home?
A little background on where I live. Each unit is permitted two parking spots right next to their home. If they have extra vehicles, then they'll have to park them in the lot that is less than 50 meters away. The driving area/road barely fits two cars in it. So, when someone decides to park in it (which is against the tenant rules), it's very difficult to get around the vehicle.
Now, think of one vehicle parked to the side. Now think of another vehicle parked five feet in front of it on the other side. My home is on the other side of these vehicles... So, what could I do??? I could sit in my car and honk my horn for twenty minutes to annoy the hell out of everyone. Or, I could park my car right behind these cars, so virtually no one can get out since I now block the exit. And I can leave a lovely note stating, "Since you guys don't think I need to park in my spot, I don't think you guys need to drive any time soon. Hope you don't need your car until after 8:30 tomorrow morning. See you then."
I personally like the second option. Too bad I was able to get home fifteen seconds before the second car pulled in and blocked the area. Now, I just can't get out... I should wake up at two in the morning (if those cars are still there), and pretend I have somewhere pressing to go and blare my horn or knock on their doors to wake them all up (like I'm going to go out of my way to get revenge)..... Yeah, maybe then, they wouldn't be shitty fat-ass neighbors who are too damn lazy to find a parking spot...
But honestly, the thought of keying their cars has crossed my mind so many times.
Yeah, I'm evil... But atleast I'm not in the going-through-with-my-plan mode. Then I'd really be evil...
A little background on where I live. Each unit is permitted two parking spots right next to their home. If they have extra vehicles, then they'll have to park them in the lot that is less than 50 meters away. The driving area/road barely fits two cars in it. So, when someone decides to park in it (which is against the tenant rules), it's very difficult to get around the vehicle.
Now, think of one vehicle parked to the side. Now think of another vehicle parked five feet in front of it on the other side. My home is on the other side of these vehicles... So, what could I do??? I could sit in my car and honk my horn for twenty minutes to annoy the hell out of everyone. Or, I could park my car right behind these cars, so virtually no one can get out since I now block the exit. And I can leave a lovely note stating, "Since you guys don't think I need to park in my spot, I don't think you guys need to drive any time soon. Hope you don't need your car until after 8:30 tomorrow morning. See you then."
I personally like the second option. Too bad I was able to get home fifteen seconds before the second car pulled in and blocked the area. Now, I just can't get out... I should wake up at two in the morning (if those cars are still there), and pretend I have somewhere pressing to go and blare my horn or knock on their doors to wake them all up (like I'm going to go out of my way to get revenge)..... Yeah, maybe then, they wouldn't be shitty fat-ass neighbors who are too damn lazy to find a parking spot...
But honestly, the thought of keying their cars has crossed my mind so many times.
Yeah, I'm evil... But atleast I'm not in the going-through-with-my-plan mode. Then I'd really be evil...