Aug 20, 2009 22:06
Congratulations and palpitations on your day.
I kneel at your feet, holding aloft a large silver platter piled with jellybeans in the shape of tiny ponies, angel food cake and handcuffs.
I'm a slave 4 U, Your Incredibleness.
I wish for you health and happiness and many, many more years.
And may your minions increase.