Sgt. Feldhaus's Lonely High School Seniors Club Band

[feldhaus]

Let me get one thing straight before I go any further, I fucking hate Senior english........I fucking loathe it and i have it first hour too. P.E. comes second hour and it is also quite weird.....mainly because Dan and Joey are not there. Ever since my freshman year i had one of them there, but now Im the senior and I hate to say it but some of these little bastards actually look up to me, its weird. As per usual Freshman(the junior) is there, as well as Steve Dave and Goth Cakes, and even shovel face is there to make an apperance. I am trying my best to carry on the legacy that Joey,Dan,and Jesse had started by giving nicknames to every freshman in class, so far there is Mute(The weird thing about Mute is that he doesnt say a fucking thing, you can talk all you want to him but its like talking to a brick wall), then there is Mopsey(this kids hair is so long that Brockhouse made him put it up in a bun in the weight room so it wouldnt get stuck in the machines and of course we all laughed at him for looking queer, except for Mute that fucker doesnt even laugh) and finally there is a kid we simply call "Little whore"(he seems to like the name). Slowly Norm and I are getting Eye On Metamora back on the air which is harder than I thought it would be, sometime next week are going to have the auditon process which is going to be a bitch. All of my classes this year are so boring. They all involve listening to long lectures on pointless shit, Child Development is the only class I get a kick out of since I am one of the only two males in the entire class, it provides for funny situations at my own exspense, for some reason everytime I answer a question in class they all giggle and laugh or snicker some hateful comment as if a guy answering a question about child care is against the law or something. I even signed up for Child Care Services which means I get to deal with a shitload of kids and keep them occupied while their parents are out banging in the back of the Mini-van. My only intention for that entire class is so i can buy a ferret and entertain the children and ask them questions like "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" and maybe if i am lucky there would be a kid named Dominick........that would fucking rock.

~Feldhaus~