Andrew Gillette's Ode to Elizabeth
Andrew Gillette's Ode to Elizabeth
LiveJournal cut for major POTC3 spoilers and serious snark
*cue cheesy, twangy Country-Western music*
"Oooooo Elizabeth, you are the Goddess of the Waves.
"Oooooo Elizabeth, Pirate Captains and Navy Commodores die at your feet for love of you,
"Oooooo Elizabeth
"Try to keep your clothes on, honey.
"This isn't the cover of Vanity Fair."
LiveJournal cut for major POTC3 spoilers and serious snark
*cue cheesy, twangy Country-Western music*
"Oooooo Elizabeth, you are the Goddess of the Waves.
"Oooooo Elizabeth, Pirate Captains and Navy Commodores die at your feet for love of you,
"Oooooo Elizabeth
"Try to keep your clothes on, honey.
"This isn't the cover of Vanity Fair."