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today i went to write an ad for selling my car. it ended up looking something like this:
For sale:
- Holden gemini.
- Red.
- Interior smells like passion pop.
- Must always be parked on a hill because the only way to start it is by rolling it down the hill and clutch starting it.
- Cd player (circuit board with no buttons or volume control) falls out when accelerating.
- Suspension groans and makes metal rubbing against metal noises when going over bumps.
- Has a disconnected horn because it beeps when the steering wheel is turned to the right.
maybe burning it and getting insurance money will be a better option.
For sale:
- Holden gemini.
- Red.
- Interior smells like passion pop.
- Must always be parked on a hill because the only way to start it is by rolling it down the hill and clutch starting it.
- Cd player (circuit board with no buttons or volume control) falls out when accelerating.
- Suspension groans and makes metal rubbing against metal noises when going over bumps.
- Has a disconnected horn because it beeps when the steering wheel is turned to the right.
maybe burning it and getting insurance money will be a better option.