dearest santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I pulled thewritinggirl's hair (-5 points). In June I punched slightly_paved in the arm (-10 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I turned sexymexican318 in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-94 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
feistykitten89