(no subject)
?
There is treachery afoot.
Now my live journal is blue.
My hands are not.
Thus I am not responsible.
Though it is entirely possible
That I did this in my sleep.
No no no.
I mustn't start blaming myself.
I would do no such thing.
My "madness" doesn't spread to the internet.
I keep all my crazies in my head and on paper
Not online.
Therefore,
...
possibly the corporate media...?
the government?
Bah. Too obvious.
Grimmace?
Large, purple, works for Ronald M.
...
Name almost sounds like menace.
*gasp*
He IS purple
An odd color, similar to my new live journal color
It almost all makes sense.
Only...
(avert your eyes to here)
Only...
Why would he choose NOW to come out of hiding?
Why?
Alright.
There is a plan.
Fellow denizens of this spidery little place of the web...
Go out, and destroy corporate America.
Specifically McDonalds.
Break free from it's tyranny.
You are you.
Not to be controlled by a burger flippin' clown
...
Whose henchman happens to be trying to get me, your loyal Live Journal
Lackey.
But its ok
Because there are those of us who are wise to whats going on.
A resistance is building.
Join now, and support the fight.
Bring down McDonalds.
My leg is tingly because I've been sitting on it.
There is treachery afoot.
Now my live journal is blue.
My hands are not.
Thus I am not responsible.
Though it is entirely possible
That I did this in my sleep.
No no no.
I mustn't start blaming myself.
I would do no such thing.
My "madness" doesn't spread to the internet.
I keep all my crazies in my head and on paper
Not online.
Therefore,
...
possibly the corporate media...?
the government?
Bah. Too obvious.
Grimmace?
Large, purple, works for Ronald M.
...
Name almost sounds like menace.
*gasp*
He IS purple
An odd color, similar to my new live journal color
It almost all makes sense.
Only...
(avert your eyes to here)
Only...
Why would he choose NOW to come out of hiding?
Why?
Alright.
There is a plan.
Fellow denizens of this spidery little place of the web...
Go out, and destroy corporate America.
Specifically McDonalds.
Break free from it's tyranny.
You are you.
Not to be controlled by a burger flippin' clown
...
Whose henchman happens to be trying to get me, your loyal Live Journal
Lackey.
But its ok
Because there are those of us who are wise to whats going on.
A resistance is building.
Join now, and support the fight.
Bring down McDonalds.
My leg is tingly because I've been sitting on it.