1. I died: I wouldn't be the brightest firefly in anyones jar for some time.
2. I kissed you: I'd kiss you right back you cute big boy. Wait...
3. I lived next door to you: Party time... actually just video games and movies and getting fat.
4. I started smoking: Punch for every cigarette you had smoked before I knew, and every cigarette you were gonna smoke in the future, after which every time you smoked around me I would take your cigarette and knock the ashes in your eyes.
5. I stole something: I don't know.
6. I was hospitalized: I'd tell you that you shouldn't have been smoking.
7. I ran away from home: Open house.
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there? Outcome may not be too positive for you, although you are on the wrestling team.
::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
9. Personality: Gag
10. Eyes: Gag
11. Hair: Gag
12. Family: Gag... errrr. WOOT
::WOULD YOU:: 13. Be my friend? PFFFFFFFT!!!! HAHAHAHAHA.... actually you're my only friend.
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? If you start telling me secrets I'm gonna make you check your pants for somethings other than girl stuff.
15. Hold my hand? Ohhh, romantic isn't it?
16. Take a bullet for me? To be honest, I could say yes, but I have no idea, it would have to be a spur of the moment.
17. Keep in touch? If I took a bullett? Nah, I'd probably die.
18. Try and solve my problems? Not if I wasn't keeping in touch.
19. Love me? Platonic.
20. Date me? Pffft fag.... But yes.
::HAVE YOU EVER::
21. Lied to make me feel better? I can't lie... it's weird but real hard for me to lie.
22. Wanted to kiss me? Umm... maybe to freak you out...
23. Wanted to kill me? No, I took a bullet. Duuuh.
24. Broke my heart? No, but mine broke when I took the bullet for you... speaking of which wtf? Why is someone trying to shoot you?
25. Kept something important from me? No, but you still haven't told me why you are smoking and why people have vendettas against you.
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? Probably when you were puffing cigarette smoke in my face, jerk.
::AND MORE::
27. Who are you? WTF?
28. Are we friends? Yes.
29. When and how did we meet? Probably when some guy shot me and you were like "Thanks friend, *puff*."
30. Describe me in one word: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. HAH, owned.
31. What was your first impression? I hope this kind of stuff doesn't happen every day. (The bullet thing)
32. Do you still think that way about me now? Well, it has apparently only ... crap, shut up.
33. What reminds you of me? Guns and people smoking... while wearing tight spandex grabbing little boys.
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Some clothes, and a heterosexual preference... wrestler.
35. How well do you know me? Apparently enough to take a bullet for you.
36. When's the last time you saw me? School, before you went to "play" with boys.
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? I always wondered why you had to smoke while molesting other boys and getting shot at, I always figured best not to ask though.
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? Probably not. Too much work.
1. I died: I wouldn't be the brightest firefly in anyones jar for some time.
2. I kissed you: I'd kiss you right back you cute big boy. Wait...
3. I lived next door to you: Party time... actually just video games and movies and getting fat.
4. I started smoking: Punch for every cigarette you had smoked before I knew, and every cigarette you were gonna smoke in the future, after which every time you smoked around me I would take your cigarette and knock the ashes in your eyes.
5. I stole something: I don't know.
6. I was hospitalized: I'd tell you that you shouldn't have been smoking.
7. I ran away from home: Open house.
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there? Outcome may not be too positive for you, although you are on the wrestling team.
::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
9. Personality: Gag
10. Eyes: Gag
11. Hair: Gag
12. Family: Gag... errrr. WOOT
::WOULD YOU::
13. Be my friend? PFFFFFFFT!!!! HAHAHAHAHA.... actually you're my only friend.
14. Keep a secret if I told you one? If you start telling me secrets I'm gonna make you check your pants for somethings other than girl stuff.
15. Hold my hand? Ohhh, romantic isn't it?
16. Take a bullet for me? To be honest, I could say yes, but I have no idea, it would have to be a spur of the moment.
17. Keep in touch? If I took a bullett? Nah, I'd probably die.
18. Try and solve my problems? Not if I wasn't keeping in touch.
19. Love me? Platonic.
20. Date me? Pffft fag....
But yes.
::HAVE YOU EVER::
21. Lied to make me feel better? I can't lie... it's weird but real hard for me to lie.
22. Wanted to kiss me? Umm... maybe to freak you out...
23. Wanted to kill me? No, I took a bullet. Duuuh.
24. Broke my heart? No, but mine broke when I took the bullet for you... speaking of which wtf? Why is someone trying to shoot you?
25. Kept something important from me? No, but you still haven't told me why you are smoking and why people have vendettas against you.
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? Probably when you were puffing cigarette smoke in my face, jerk.
::AND MORE::
27. Who are you? WTF?
28. Are we friends? Yes.
29. When and how did we meet? Probably when some guy shot me and you were like "Thanks friend, *puff*."
30. Describe me in one word: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. HAH, owned.
31. What was your first impression? I hope this kind of stuff doesn't happen every day. (The bullet thing)
32. Do you still think that way about me now? Well, it has apparently only ... crap, shut up.
33. What reminds you of me? Guns and people smoking... while wearing tight spandex grabbing little boys.
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Some clothes, and a heterosexual preference... wrestler.
35. How well do you know me? Apparently enough to take a bullet for you.
36. When's the last time you saw me? School, before you went to "play" with boys.
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? I always wondered why you had to smoke while molesting other boys and getting shot at, I always figured best not to ask though.
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you? Probably not. Too much work.
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