tagged by jenn
shipping meme:
Like Jenn, I am going to cheat and put in groupings which are meant to be seen as friend/family relationships and in no way suggest orgies.
SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE: (LOL HETALIA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME)
1. RUSSIA X BELARUS <3 LIKE FIRE \(*A*)/ i bet they take turns to top when no-one’s looking
2. Belarus x Lithuania, because of historylulz and fail!romance XD
3. Soviet family (ie. mainly Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Poland and later asskicked!Prussia lol), OH THE HISTORYLULZ WOOP WOOP /o/
4. Bad Friends Trio, my headcanon tells me Prussia is the self-perv, France is the all-round perv, and Spain is the kiddy-perv thanks to their influence
5. Russia and America, as post-Cold War frienemies AND NOTHING ELSE
6. England and France as BF(S)Fs, BEST FRIENEMIES (SINCE) FOREVER
THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. Chibitalia x HRE >_>;;
8. Harry x Murphy (from the Dresden Files)
9. Shana x Yuji (from Shakugan no Shana)
THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
10. RUSSIA X AMERICA, FEEL MY HATRED STRONGER THAN BOTH THEIR NUCLEAR ARSENALS PUT TOGETHER TIMES AN INFINITILLION RAAAUUUWWAARRRGHHH KABOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D8<
11. (come to think of it) RUSSIA X ANYONE ELSE BUT BELARUS D8<
12. England x America, ugh so overrated and overdone.
TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST: (LOL L4D FRANCHISE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME)
13. Hunter x Witch, SPECIAL INFECTED LOVE AWWW <3
14. Nick and Ellis, as a decidedly non-gay I-just-kick-horde-ass-with-you-and-ridicule-you-from-time-to-time duo
1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
WHERE DO I BEGIN, 1.) he’s totally straight, just because he likes to annex or partition territories doesn’t mean he’s gay for them IT MEANS HE’S CHARMINGLY ASSERTIVE, 2.) NOR does it mean he is a sexual predator, fandom STOP portraying him as one, 3.) HE HAS BELARUS THE ONLY ONE FOR HIM IT IS MEANT TO BE ASKDFJHSDKFLFK <3 <3 <3
2. Who do you know that ships #13?
Dawn and Liz XD
3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple group #3?
I think any day in the Soviet family household is bound to be interesting but I’m going to combine two of my obsessions at the moment and say SOVIET FAMILY L4D2 LAN SESSION IN VERSUS MODE HAHAHAHAHA. Baltic bros and Poland would be survivors, Russia family and Prussia would totally be special infected XD Lithuania would be Coach cos he’s the father-figure of the team, Estonia would be Nick cos they’re both smartasses, Latvia would be Rochelle cos they’re both the smallest, and Poland would be Ellis because they’re both incessant talkers who never miss an inappropriate moment. Russia would be great as a Tank (HUAH SMASH), Belarus as a Hunter (GROWL RIP TEAR SHRED), ideally Ukraine would be a Witch because they’re both so weepy emotionally fragile but alas Witches are computer-controlled so she’d be a Spitter (POOLS OF TEARS ACID), and Prussia would be a Smoker because we all know that is the only way he will ever truly live up to FIVE METRES HAHA.
4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
ALL OF THEM, UNNNFFF <3 <3 <3 Also, can I say that in real life canon, the signing of the treaty for the Union State is technically equivalent to Russia signing the marriage papers in Hetalia SO IT’S TOTALLY CANON WHATEVER WAY YOU LOOK AT IT and they hold joint military operations together and call them “war games” HOW KINKY IS THAT .
5. How long have you been following couple #6?
As a Hetalia frienemy pairing, since I got into the Hetalia fandom. As a real life thing, since I was old enough to understand British humour XD
6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
My interest in the series as a whole kinda waned after I got into the Nightside series, and also cos at first it was like omg it could happen, then OMG IT’S HAPPENING, and then omg wtf it didn’t T_T
7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?
Aiyo, tough decision D: I guess #4, because as much as I like seeing Lithuania suffer without even knowing it (FINGERBENDING ORZ), the bromance in Bad Friends Trio is like a dude movie waiting to happen. I CAN IMAGINE THEM GOING ON A EUROTRIP AND TRAUMATISING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH HAHAHAHAHAHA
8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
#10!!!!! #10 A BILLION TIMES AND BACK AND THEN EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. What interests you about #14?
I think they make the most dynamic pair in the L4D franchise. Francis and Zoey are a badass team in the first game, but Nick and Ellis just up the hilarity so much because of Nick’s sarcasm and Ellis’s I-KILL-ALL-SONS’A-BITCHEZ-WITH-MY-INHUMAN-ABILITY-TO-TALK-NONSTOP-EVEN-WHEN-WE’RE-GETTING-MOBBED tendencies hahahahaha.
10. When did you stop liking #7?
After I made myself acknowledge that whatever else it may seem to be, it’s still gay and shota >_>;;
11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?
Not really, more like my waning interest in the series pretty much made that ship fade to the back of my mind.
12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
“How Far We’ve Come” by Matchbox 20, because I am a staunch believer in keeping the wangst out of their frienemy dynamics and because even though they haven’t really come very far since the Cold War, I can still imagine the both of them getting drunk and playing air-guitar (or air-balalaika in Russia’s case) to this song on a good day XD
13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS
14. Which do you dislike the most?
I HATE RUSSIA X AMERICA THE MOST BUT IT’S A SUBSET OF RUSSIA X ANYONE ELSE BUT BELARUS SO I WILL GO WITH THAT, #11 TO THE PITS OF KOLKHOZ DESPAIR RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Russia x Belarus and Hunter x Witch HAHAHA OH CRACK. I think after seeing Hunter x Witch, Russia would realise just how sweet a deal he really got XD
16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
In Lithuania’s dreams, maybe :P
17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
If they didn’t they’d probably just go out there and MAKE one, WHAT BADASS FRIENDS INDEED.
18. What would make you start shipping #14?
As a gay pairing, NOTHING. As gun-toting teammates, I pretty much already do :D
19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
#6, because life just isn’t life without my favourite Best Frienemies (Since) Forever duo.
20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Pairing-wise, IT BURNS IN THE NUCLEAR FLAMES OF MY HATRED. Individual character-wise, Russia and America are suitably appalled that the idea of such a pairing even existed and watch appreciatively (from a safe distance) as it is reduced to a mushroom cloud, after which they agree never to speak of it again and America goes off to bother England while Russia goes home to the loving arms of Belarus THE END <3
I tag languicious , sakia_chan and Liz :3 But if anyone else sees this and wants to do it too, by all means...
Like Jenn, I am going to cheat and put in groupings which are meant to be seen as friend/family relationships and in no way suggest orgies.
SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE: (LOL HETALIA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME)
1. RUSSIA X BELARUS <3 LIKE FIRE \(*A*)/ i bet they take turns to top when no-one’s looking
2. Belarus x Lithuania, because of historylulz and fail!romance XD
3. Soviet family (ie. mainly Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Poland and later asskicked!Prussia lol), OH THE HISTORYLULZ WOOP WOOP /o/
4. Bad Friends Trio, my headcanon tells me Prussia is the self-perv, France is the all-round perv, and Spain is the kiddy-perv thanks to their influence
5. Russia and America, as post-Cold War frienemies AND NOTHING ELSE
6. England and France as BF(S)Fs, BEST FRIENEMIES (SINCE) FOREVER
THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. Chibitalia x HRE >_>;;
8. Harry x Murphy (from the Dresden Files)
9. Shana x Yuji (from Shakugan no Shana)
THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
10. RUSSIA X AMERICA, FEEL MY HATRED STRONGER THAN BOTH THEIR NUCLEAR ARSENALS PUT TOGETHER TIMES AN INFINITILLION RAAAUUUWWAARRRGHHH KABOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D8<
11. (come to think of it) RUSSIA X ANYONE ELSE BUT BELARUS D8<
12. England x America, ugh so overrated and overdone.
TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST: (LOL L4D FRANCHISE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME)
13. Hunter x Witch, SPECIAL INFECTED LOVE AWWW <3
14. Nick and Ellis, as a decidedly non-gay I-just-kick-horde-ass-with-you-and-ridicule-you-from-time-to-time duo
1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
WHERE DO I BEGIN, 1.) he’s totally straight, just because he likes to annex or partition territories doesn’t mean he’s gay for them IT MEANS HE’S CHARMINGLY ASSERTIVE, 2.) NOR does it mean he is a sexual predator, fandom STOP portraying him as one, 3.) HE HAS BELARUS THE ONLY ONE FOR HIM IT IS MEANT TO BE ASKDFJHSDKFLFK <3 <3 <3
2. Who do you know that ships #13?
Dawn and Liz XD
3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple group #3?
I think any day in the Soviet family household is bound to be interesting but I’m going to combine two of my obsessions at the moment and say SOVIET FAMILY L4D2 LAN SESSION IN VERSUS MODE HAHAHAHAHA. Baltic bros and Poland would be survivors, Russia family and Prussia would totally be special infected XD Lithuania would be Coach cos he’s the father-figure of the team, Estonia would be Nick cos they’re both smartasses, Latvia would be Rochelle cos they’re both the smallest, and Poland would be Ellis because they’re both incessant talkers who never miss an inappropriate moment. Russia would be great as a Tank (HUAH SMASH), Belarus as a Hunter (GROWL RIP TEAR SHRED), ideally Ukraine would be a Witch because they’re both so weepy emotionally fragile but alas Witches are computer-controlled so she’d be a Spitter (POOLS OF TEARS ACID), and Prussia would be a Smoker because we all know that is the only way he will ever truly live up to FIVE METRES HAHA.
4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
ALL OF THEM, UNNNFFF <3 <3 <3 Also, can I say that in real life canon, the signing of the treaty for the Union State is technically equivalent to Russia signing the marriage papers in Hetalia SO IT’S TOTALLY CANON WHATEVER WAY YOU LOOK AT IT and they hold joint military operations together and call them “war games” HOW KINKY IS THAT .
5. How long have you been following couple #6?
As a Hetalia frienemy pairing, since I got into the Hetalia fandom. As a real life thing, since I was old enough to understand British humour XD
6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
My interest in the series as a whole kinda waned after I got into the Nightside series, and also cos at first it was like omg it could happen, then OMG IT’S HAPPENING, and then omg wtf it didn’t T_T
7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?
Aiyo, tough decision D: I guess #4, because as much as I like seeing Lithuania suffer without even knowing it (FINGERBENDING ORZ), the bromance in Bad Friends Trio is like a dude movie waiting to happen. I CAN IMAGINE THEM GOING ON A EUROTRIP AND TRAUMATISING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH HAHAHAHAHAHA
8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
#10!!!!! #10 A BILLION TIMES AND BACK AND THEN EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. What interests you about #14?
I think they make the most dynamic pair in the L4D franchise. Francis and Zoey are a badass team in the first game, but Nick and Ellis just up the hilarity so much because of Nick’s sarcasm and Ellis’s I-KILL-ALL-SONS’A-BITCHEZ-WITH-MY-INHUMAN-ABILITY-TO-TALK-NONSTOP-EVEN-WHEN-WE’RE-GETTING-MOBBED tendencies hahahahaha.
10. When did you stop liking #7?
After I made myself acknowledge that whatever else it may seem to be, it’s still gay and shota >_>;;
11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?
Not really, more like my waning interest in the series pretty much made that ship fade to the back of my mind.
12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
“How Far We’ve Come” by Matchbox 20, because I am a staunch believer in keeping the wangst out of their frienemy dynamics and because even though they haven’t really come very far since the Cold War, I can still imagine the both of them getting drunk and playing air-guitar (or air-balalaika in Russia’s case) to this song on a good day XD
13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS RUSSIA X BELARUS
14. Which do you dislike the most?
I HATE RUSSIA X AMERICA THE MOST BUT IT’S A SUBSET OF RUSSIA X ANYONE ELSE BUT BELARUS SO I WILL GO WITH THAT, #11 TO THE PITS OF KOLKHOZ DESPAIR RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Russia x Belarus and Hunter x Witch HAHAHA OH CRACK. I think after seeing Hunter x Witch, Russia would realise just how sweet a deal he really got XD
16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
In Lithuania’s dreams, maybe :P
17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
If they didn’t they’d probably just go out there and MAKE one, WHAT BADASS FRIENDS INDEED.
18. What would make you start shipping #14?
As a gay pairing, NOTHING. As gun-toting teammates, I pretty much already do :D
19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
#6, because life just isn’t life without my favourite Best Frienemies (Since) Forever duo.
20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Pairing-wise, IT BURNS IN THE NUCLEAR FLAMES OF MY HATRED. Individual character-wise, Russia and America are suitably appalled that the idea of such a pairing even existed and watch appreciatively (from a safe distance) as it is reduced to a mushroom cloud, after which they agree never to speak of it again and America goes off to bother England while Russia goes home to the loving arms of Belarus THE END <3
I tag languicious , sakia_chan and Liz :3 But if anyone else sees this and wants to do it too, by all means...