you the real deal, john paul

[feimao_the_evil]

I finally jumped onto the APH friending meme bandwagon over on the main comm and I guess this means some kind of intro post is in order so

MY PEOPLE, WHAT’S THE HAPS.

I know my LJ tab says “amanda the angry girl”, but to clarify:

1. Yes, my name is Amanda, but you can call me feimao or panda as well, I’m not picky.
2. Yes, I am a girl, do not be

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[demiincarnate]

D'aw, I like #2. And I lol'd at #3 and #4. Yessss psychos.
Okay. Now I have to educate you about velociraptors.
This is a velociraptor.


They are feathered and about the size of a goose:


If you saw one in real life, you could easily punt it.
The dinosaur you may be actually afraid of is Deinonychus. That was in Jurassic park and they called it Velociraptor for no reason. That is a badass mofo and you have reason to be afraid of it. Can't help you there.
And now that science is over: Double rainbow, so intense :D

[feimao_the_evil]

........ okay, that was probably the most anti-climactic agonisingly-slow-scroll-down i have ever experienced in my life.

I WOULD DEARLY LOVE TO PUNT IT YES. ALONG WITH JURASSIC PARK. RUINING MY CHILDHOOD SINCE 1993 AND NOW I FIND OUT IT WASN'T EVEN ACCURATE WHAT IS THIS STEVEN SPIELBERG WHAT IS THIIIISSSSS;;;;

i googled deinonychus against my better judgement and did more agonisingly-slow-scroll-downs, i-it is a very badass mofo indeed T^T

1.) If you could be any dinosaur, what would you be?;;
2.) Not exactly a question, but tell me about your heritage, because I like being geektastic to learn about things like that :3
3.) What do you love best about Russia irl?
4.) What is the weirdest gift you ever received from someone?
5.) YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ABDUCTED NEIL GAIMAN. Now what are you going to do with him?