Fear and Loathing in Charleston

Mar 11, 2006 01:46

Driving 71 mph in a 55 zone: $100ish
Parking in a loading zone: $45 if paid within the week
Partying underage and disturbing the neighborhood: $1,000 on the second offense
Tagging over 15 pieces of public property with paint pens: $????
Making an ass of yourself in a town you've never been to around people you don't know: priceless

On the one hand, I love getting drunk on the beach and yelling at the ocean. On the other hand, July is a better month than March.

And now with sand between my toes, a bag of scraped stems, and Heineken on the breath, I can finally say that I've never been more happy to be back in Hate City USA.

There'll be pictures posted tomorrow. Black and whites, you know how I roll.
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