10,000 Problems
So I've had my computer for about two years and have never put any sort of virus protection on it. Last night I finally downloaded McAffey and it found 10,100 spybots, adware, etc on my computer.
My ipod died. Mp3 players hate me, seriously, they all commit little Mp3 player suicides and suddenly decide to stop turning on. This may or may not be attributed to the 10,100 unwelcome things on my computer.