bathyphobic bloodsucker warning
a bathyphobic vampire would appear to have boarded
the 555 bus at booths, keswick at or around 13:30 this afternoon -
- a young and rather clumsy vampire,
judging by both the departure time of the bus
(which tends predominantly to cater to junior school girls and boys
headed homewards at that time of the day - if they survive),
and by the sheer widespread distribution of human circulatory fluid
upon the floor, furnishings and four formerly blue tables on the
upper deck of the bus by the time it reached lancaster this evening,
scheduled to become the 17:15 bound back up to kendal and then keswick...
no traces of blood were found upon the bottom deck, but lancaster
stagecoach staff were unable to source cleaning mop, bucket, water
and disinfectant in time to allow passengers onto the upper deck in
time for the 17:15 gmt scheduled departure time, despite the handily
nearby-located branches of lidl, b&m, argos/sainsbury's (etc.) supermarkets:
so the 17:15 555 bus departed with upper deck ''scene-of-the-crime''
taped-off from passenger access at the bottom of the bus staircase.
an ashen-faced mr. s. coach, nw, of lowther street, carlisle,
declined to confirm or deny details.
the 555 bus at booths, keswick at or around 13:30 this afternoon -
- a young and rather clumsy vampire,
judging by both the departure time of the bus
(which tends predominantly to cater to junior school girls and boys
headed homewards at that time of the day - if they survive),
and by the sheer widespread distribution of human circulatory fluid
upon the floor, furnishings and four formerly blue tables on the
upper deck of the bus by the time it reached lancaster this evening,
scheduled to become the 17:15 bound back up to kendal and then keswick...
no traces of blood were found upon the bottom deck, but lancaster
stagecoach staff were unable to source cleaning mop, bucket, water
and disinfectant in time to allow passengers onto the upper deck in
time for the 17:15 gmt scheduled departure time, despite the handily
nearby-located branches of lidl, b&m, argos/sainsbury's (etc.) supermarkets:
so the 17:15 555 bus departed with upper deck ''scene-of-the-crime''
taped-off from passenger access at the bottom of the bus staircase.
an ashen-faced mr. s. coach, nw, of lowther street, carlisle,
declined to confirm or deny details.