[The feed clicks on to show a rather unamused Kurt looking at the screen.]
While I understand that compared to a lot of you "special" people here, I could be considered just another "poor, weak human", that's really not the truth.
I may not be powerful enough to kill people in their sleep or cleave buildings in half, but I'm not some helpless infant that needs constant checking up on. So while the sentiment is appreciated, kindly refrain from doing so over the network.
I'm talking to you, Christina Aguilera.
[50% private to Rachel]
.... Your show of compassion towards my clothes is appreciated. [Never ever threaten to burn his babies again, you monster]
[75% private to Blaine]
I... I know what you heard. From Anna.
And I'd... understand if you don't want to talk to me right now because of it, but. Can we?
It wasn't as bad as it sounds, Blaine. I swear.
[He's totally expecting you to hate his guts over this, actually. alkdnfkgnld]