For lastvoyages: Journal Entry 16: [Video+Spam]

Jun 09, 2011 16:43

[The man on the screen is not Vladislaus, not physically or in manner. For one thing, he’s actually smiling, and it reflects in his eyes, which are neither empty nor hard. For another, he’s in white tie, gloves and an opera cloak. Finally there seems to be a bit of…fog…curling through Vladislaus’s room behind him.]

Good evening! I am Count Dracula. I am looking for a small, bespectacled fellow by the name of John Renfield. He is balding, speaks with an accent, wears suspenders, and enjoys eating insects, spiders, poisonous snakes, earthworms and assorted other…things. [A look of distaste that he quickly fights down] We were traveling to New York City together and have become separated. Has anyone aboard seen him? [He’s trying to play off looking worried, and utterly failing. Oh noes, my manservant!]

[Spam: In the process of looking for Renfield, Dracula will search most public areas, including the gardens (source of bugs) and the kitchens (source of raw meat). After that he will get bored, wander around, and eventually find the piano in the Art Room, which he will sit down at and start playing. Eventually the art room will develop a small fog problem as a result.]

[OOC: Meet Vladimir Dracula, the charming but clueless-about-the-modern-world hero of the 1979 romantic comedy Love At First Bite. Absolutely no warnings for this Dracula unless your character hates flirts; unless threatened he’s a creampuff, and if threatened he’s more likely to destroy your weapons telekinetically or hypnotize you than fight. This guy’s entire existence gets played for comedy, and he has a terrible case of Murphy’s Law. Enjoy!]

renfiiieeeeeeld!, dracula now comes with a safeword, it's a flood, here have some wtf

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