For lastvoyages: Journal Entry 36 [video+spam]

[feels_no_love]

[The scene is the inside of a rather fanciful Mexican dive bar. Dracula, hair down and askew and a sloppy smile on his face, occasionally swings into view as the camera wobbles around. He has a big bone vuvuzela propped on one shoulder and a very squawky bone parrot on the other.]

Drake! I found you a pet! Isn't he charming?

"AWRK! Bite me."

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Comments

[flashy_magic]

It's wonderful! I wonder if there's a way to take it back on the Barge with me?

[feels_no_love]

You could always entreat your Warden; he is a crafty man but not in a wicked way, and provided you are prepared to care for it I do not see the problem. However, you will have to watch your dog around him. Dogs like bones, yes?

[flashy_magic]

You're right. I'll have to be very careful, but since it's at least as big as my dog, she might just be scared of it.

[feels_no_love]

I should warn you, he has a bit of a tendency toward...colorful language. But he seems good company.

[flashy_magic]

That's okay. That'll give him something to say if Elvira bothers him.