Case #7: When Your Thing Gets Wild

[feellikejumping]

[Audio]
That does it! That... that THING you brought in the flat 'as got to go! I don't know what, what the bloody 'ell is up with it, but I draw the line at stuffed animals trying to maul me when I come home.

Are you hearing me, Chris?

[ooc: I couldn't resist the case file title, referring to Piglet's next attack~ ^^b]

Comments

[justcautious]

....what? No, no, 'e wouldn't. S'Piglet.

[feellikejumping]

Chris, whatever it is, it isn't Piglet. Piglet... isn't... real. 'ave you ever thought that perhaps.. perhaps this thing is some sort of... construct that the... 'deities' made for some purpose?

[justcautious]

Well, yeah, but there's folk off Doctor 'oo here. Why not Piglet?

[feellikejumping]

.... why not Piglet...

[justcautious]

Yeah. Anyway, you still 'aven't said what you mean, him attackin' you. You sure it was Piglet?

1/2

[feellikejumping]

Small, pink swine, striped jumper. Yeah, I'm sure it was him.

2/2

[feellikejumping]

He attacked me and ran off before I knew what was happening. I might have-- well, I suppose I might 'ave kicked him across the room.

[justcautious]

.........you sure he weren't just huggin' you?

[feellikejumping]

I know the difference between an attack and a hug, Chris.

[justcautious]

Yeah, but Piglet, boss! PIGLET.

[feellikejumping]

Exactly. WOULD- PIGLET- assault someone? Think about it Chris.

[justcautious]

Who was it, then? An' why does 'e look like Piglet? An' where's the REAL Piglet?

[feellikejumping]

Shapeshifter? I don't know... perhaps he jus' went mad.

[justcautious]

It must be that....I mean, who'd shapeshift into Piglet to attack someone. If I was goin' t' shapeshift so I could attack someone, I'd become somethin' massive, or all over spikes or sommat. Not Piglet.

[feellikejumping]

Unless they are mad...

[justcautious]

Oh....yeah. Dunno if I've found a shapeshifter 'ere before, must be someone new. ...or, least I don't THINK I've ever found a shapeshifter. ....d'you reckon we can trust anyone?