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So, Jillian is gone for a week and i am babysitting for Abner. SHe left me an elaborate list of instructions, some of which i think are fantastic and must be shared...
-"If you think your being too loud, you are."
-"Save some food and beer for me. Please."
-"In case of fire: 1.grab the cat 2.and the buddhas 3.get out"
-" If you ingest poison: Good Luck"
-"If Abner ingests poison: CAll 911"
-"Use the spatula to drain bathtub."
She kills me. :) Its gonna be all sorts of nice.
-"If you think your being too loud, you are."
-"Save some food and beer for me. Please."
-"In case of fire: 1.grab the cat 2.and the buddhas 3.get out"
-" If you ingest poison: Good Luck"
-"If Abner ingests poison: CAll 911"
-"Use the spatula to drain bathtub."
She kills me. :) Its gonna be all sorts of nice.