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I met with George Lucas at Panera Bread today. He called me a few weeks back and explained that he was working on a few ideas and cordially invited me to join forces with Lucas Arts in the development of his next major film. Naturally, I did not obliged to his request, but apparently he didn't hear me. He was too busy perfecting his Jar Jar Binks impression. "Misa... no no wait..." Anyways, I figured whatever, I can grab a panini and listen to this babbling bafoon for a while. So we met, I got my panini and he got a pastry, which he insisted on calling a strudel. Seriously, he would not stop refering to his pastry as a strudel, the girl at the register corrected him and he tried to slash her with an imaginary light saber. I had to take his silverware from him because he kept trying to lift them with his mind. "Before I start" he says, " I believe that these ideas, if given the proper nurturing, could quite possibly be the biggest movie of this summer. Tantilizing... "Our first prospect," he exlpained "is a children's story about a young fluffy puff called Yoko. She is a single mother who must lead her pufflings across the Chocolate Desert to find the land before time." I nodded in an erratic manner, to avoid approving or disapproving of his idea. George, being the brilliant and radiant individual he is, decided that he should hire a few Japanese artists to develop his idea. Here is what they came up with:
Marvelously done I must say, George you continue to set me ablaze.
His second idea draws upon a classic story with a few modern improvements.
Another waste of everyone's time and legal tender.
Now his third movie idea might work as a comedy, however, he scoffed at my seemingly rude suggesting.
Marvelously done I must say, George you continue to set me ablaze.
His second idea draws upon a classic story with a few modern improvements.
Another waste of everyone's time and legal tender.
Now his third movie idea might work as a comedy, however, he scoffed at my seemingly rude suggesting.