from FML
"This cannot be the first inkling that this guy was a giant jerk. But of course, you like jerks, don't you? You date jerk after jerk after jerk and you can't figure out why men suck.
I will bet dollars to pesos that you have a friend "who wants to be more". He's nice, he's charming and when you cry about men like this jerk, he's a really good listener. You've told him more than once that "I don't like you that way."
Do yourself a favor and fuck that friend like there's no tomorrow. You'll be glad you did. He's been wanting to do it with you for years, and will be very, very good at it. He'll go down on you and won't ask for it back."
I will bet dollars to pesos that you have a friend "who wants to be more". He's nice, he's charming and when you cry about men like this jerk, he's a really good listener. You've told him more than once that "I don't like you that way."
Do yourself a favor and fuck that friend like there's no tomorrow. You'll be glad you did. He's been wanting to do it with you for years, and will be very, very good at it. He'll go down on you and won't ask for it back."