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LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Hunter D. Amazing (dont worry, danger is my middle name.)
Birth date: december 15th, nineteen-hundred and eighty-three.
Birth place: San Antonio, Tejas.
Current Location: Austin, Tejas.
Hair Color: Brownde. brown and blonde.
Righty or Lefty: southpaw.
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: polish, redneck.
Shoes you wore today: my awesome formal shoes for the interview, my tards afterwards.
Your weakness: women.
Your fears: being stuck in a box with 50 snakes, spiders, and scorpions being suspended 500 feet above an acid ocean filled with futuristic neo-nazi sharks with lazers on their heads. thats about it, though.
Your perfect pizza: free.
Goal you'd like to achieve: finishing one of the 20 ongoing paintings i have before starting the next one.
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your most overused phrase: anyway.
Your thoughts first waking up: who the hell is calling me?
Your best physical feature: walking canvas of awesome art.
Your bedtime: wtf is a bed. i fall asleep on the floor somewhere around 4.
Your most missed memory: alcoholocaust.
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: coke.
McDonald's or Burger King: the king, obviously.
Adidas or Nike: adidas.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea. this survey is starting to lack gumption.
Chocolate or vanilla: depends on my mood/drug ratio.
Cappuccino or coffee: those delicious things kris always had.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: perpetually.
Cuss: yes.
Single: i single quite often, thanks.(?)
Take a shower: sometimes.
Have a crush(es): im totally crushing.
Think you've been in love: yes.
Want to get married: no, not really.
Believe in yourself: sometimes.
Get motion sickness: negative.
Think you're attractive: im totally gay.
Think you're a health freak: have you seen me? i have been working out though.
Get along with your parents: no comment.
Like thunderstorms: i like it when it lightning and thunders without rain. then i can take the digi with me when i go.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: its whats for dinner.
Gone on a date: sure.
Made out: everywhere, seriously.
Gone to the mall: hmm yes.
been on stage: i think that was last month? when was the last show i went to?
eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope.
Eaten sushi: hell no.
Been dumped: negatory.
Gone skating: for sure.
Gone skinny dipping: in the shower.
Stolen anything: hmm maybe?
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: strip monopoly was a success but led only to dolphin destruction.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: a few times.
Been caught "doing something": oh lord the stories.
Been called a tease: yes, yes i have.
Gotten beaten up: hm my cousin and i beat the shit out of eachother when we were little, but since then i've had pretty good luck in my endeavors.
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER ( :| )
Age you hope to be married: n/a
Number of Children: ...
Describe your dream wedding: if i were to ever get married, im totally going with kris on the beach, barefoot thing. then we would all get killed by a giant tidal wave. im morbid, what.
How do you want to die: i want that box with 50 snakes, spiders, and scorpions being suspended 500 feet above an acid ocean filled with futuristic neo-nazi sharks with lazers on their heads to fall into that acid ocean.
What do you want to be when you grow up: professional stunt midget.
What country would you most like to visit: spain.
LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color?: bright blue.
Best hair color?: black.
Short or long hair: long.
Height: shorter than me.
Best first date location: who the hell dates these days?
first kiss location: below the belt. wait, i misunderstood.
my "fantasy places" : like what? like unicorns and elves and shit? i dunno about all that man, you're kinda weird. closets.
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people I could trust with my life: 4 or 5
Number of CD's I own: that i bought? like 100. that i own? like 500 or so. not to mention what i have on my laptop.
Number of piercings: 3
Number of tattoos: 5 i guess, but 7 sessions all together.
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper: i faked my own death once.
Number of scars on my body:
Name: Hunter D. Amazing (dont worry, danger is my middle name.)
Birth date: december 15th, nineteen-hundred and eighty-three.
Birth place: San Antonio, Tejas.
Current Location: Austin, Tejas.
Hair Color: Brownde. brown and blonde.
Righty or Lefty: southpaw.
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: polish, redneck.
Shoes you wore today: my awesome formal shoes for the interview, my tards afterwards.
Your weakness: women.
Your fears: being stuck in a box with 50 snakes, spiders, and scorpions being suspended 500 feet above an acid ocean filled with futuristic neo-nazi sharks with lazers on their heads. thats about it, though.
Your perfect pizza: free.
Goal you'd like to achieve: finishing one of the 20 ongoing paintings i have before starting the next one.
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your most overused phrase: anyway.
Your thoughts first waking up: who the hell is calling me?
Your best physical feature: walking canvas of awesome art.
Your bedtime: wtf is a bed. i fall asleep on the floor somewhere around 4.
Your most missed memory: alcoholocaust.
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: coke.
McDonald's or Burger King: the king, obviously.
Adidas or Nike: adidas.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea. this survey is starting to lack gumption.
Chocolate or vanilla: depends on my mood/drug ratio.
Cappuccino or coffee: those delicious things kris always had.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: perpetually.
Cuss: yes.
Single: i single quite often, thanks.(?)
Take a shower: sometimes.
Have a crush(es): im totally crushing.
Think you've been in love: yes.
Want to get married: no, not really.
Believe in yourself: sometimes.
Get motion sickness: negative.
Think you're attractive: im totally gay.
Think you're a health freak: have you seen me? i have been working out though.
Get along with your parents: no comment.
Like thunderstorms: i like it when it lightning and thunders without rain. then i can take the digi with me when i go.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: its whats for dinner.
Gone on a date: sure.
Made out: everywhere, seriously.
Gone to the mall: hmm yes.
been on stage: i think that was last month? when was the last show i went to?
eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope.
Eaten sushi: hell no.
Been dumped: negatory.
Gone skating: for sure.
Gone skinny dipping: in the shower.
Stolen anything: hmm maybe?
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: strip monopoly was a success but led only to dolphin destruction.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: a few times.
Been caught "doing something": oh lord the stories.
Been called a tease: yes, yes i have.
Gotten beaten up: hm my cousin and i beat the shit out of eachother when we were little, but since then i've had pretty good luck in my endeavors.
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER ( :| )
Age you hope to be married: n/a
Number of Children: ...
Describe your dream wedding: if i were to ever get married, im totally going with kris on the beach, barefoot thing. then we would all get killed by a giant tidal wave. im morbid, what.
How do you want to die: i want that box with 50 snakes, spiders, and scorpions being suspended 500 feet above an acid ocean filled with futuristic neo-nazi sharks with lazers on their heads to fall into that acid ocean.
What do you want to be when you grow up: professional stunt midget.
What country would you most like to visit: spain.
LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color?: bright blue.
Best hair color?: black.
Short or long hair: long.
Height: shorter than me.
Best first date location: who the hell dates these days?
first kiss location: below the belt. wait, i misunderstood.
my "fantasy places" : like what? like unicorns and elves and shit? i dunno about all that man, you're kinda weird. closets.
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people I could trust with my life: 4 or 5
Number of CD's I own: that i bought? like 100. that i own? like 500 or so. not to mention what i have on my laptop.
Number of piercings: 3
Number of tattoos: 5 i guess, but 7 sessions all together.
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper: i faked my own death once.
Number of scars on my body: