Today, folks, is a very happy and glorious day.
Not only did my kinky wife become a mommy, but he also did something that has never happened before. Never. And I'm so proud of him, so very proud of him that I think on my way to see him later today I'll bring him flowers. And some kitty litter. But what's so special about today, you ask? What has that kid done to make it so wonderful?
Well, this day in history will be marked and dubbed...
THE DAY SPIKE TYPED MORE THAN USUAL!
Congratulate him! :'D I'm so... so proud...
AND I'M A DADDY!