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ATTENTION, CIITIZENS OF SANZENSEKAI.
Your cowboy has an announcement:
Pancakes-now stay with me on this one, pancakes...are *twice* as good after make-up sex. -nods- It's perfectly true! ♥
And now that I've embarrassed the hell out of Tidus for the week or so..~
Ranyl! Where are we gonna meet? So I can take you out to the sex club 7th Heaven? : ( Read more... )
Your cowboy has an announcement:
Pancakes-now stay with me on this one, pancakes...are *twice* as good after make-up sex. -nods- It's perfectly true! ♥
And now that I've embarrassed the hell out of Tidus for the week or so..~
Ranyl! Where are we gonna meet? So I can take you out to the sex club 7th Heaven? : ( Read more... )
…Ranyl’s 21? Wow, okay I didn’t see that one coming. So you’re taking him out for his birthday? Sounds like you guys are going to have a lot of fun *grins*
And why are you calling me Island Boy where everyone can see? *blushes a little deeper* It makes it sound like I’m your sex slave or something…
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Yeah, I know. He doesn't look it all, does he?
Ah, correction - we're taking him out. I couldn't just leave you at home, so I'm dragging you with me ♥
Besides. We're going to Seventh Heaven~ lots of good memories there *winks*
You mean you're not?! D= Heh~ Would you prefer...Sex ninja? Because I can change it to that, you know~
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No, he doesn’t. I thought he was sixteen or something like that. Off by five years… that’s pretty bad. Hah, well I guess that means one person there’ll be legally drinking.
We? But-Are you sure it’s okay with him if I come? We’ve only met once and it seems like he’s inviting his friends….
Are we really? Now I might have to come. Too bad it’s for Ranyl’s party. I don’t think Tifa would’ve minded us ‘visting’ our old room. But I guess I’ll just have to keep my hands to myself *sigh*
Not if we’re going by last night, no. How about you just dele--- ….. Sex Ninja?! Wha- Where did THAT come from???
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-sighs- Tidus. Give it up. You're not going to guess it. >3
I thought the same thing! I thought he was like 16, and he thought I was 20-somethin'. Nah, he's like you and doesn't really drink~.
I'll give it a chance. Will it just be the three of us, then?
-points- He figured if I was going, you would be too~ So of course he doesn't mind~
Yes, yes you -do- have to come~ ^.^
What? Wait, no, Tidus~ Hands are good. Very good. >.>;
*blushes some* Hush, you! >>; Huh. I think I said something about that the other day...Must've just been in my head then~
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I will too! Just give me time. I’ll--- WAIT! Isn’t Ranyl good at all this computer stuff? Hmm…
I guess he’s just going to be one of those people who always looks younger, huh? Well… lucky him. Yeah, he didn’t strike me as the type. I was thinking you’d have a say in it though.
Oh, well then okay. As long as he doesn’t mind.
Well if you say so *grins*
Believe me, I agree, but this is his birthday party. Not “let’s all watch Tidus and Irvine make out until they disappear upstairs” day. That’d be kind of mean… if he was sober.
I think I would’ve remembered THAT. I- I have no idea whether to be laughing hysterically right now or hiding somewhere in case you ever decide to tell someone that. Sex Ninja?!
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....NO. NO HE ISN'T. Don't bother asking him either! >.>
Probably. Yeah, he gets a break there.
Normally, yes, yes I would. But I'm not going to force him. Not this time, at least. I mean, it's his birthday and all.
Nope. ♥ The more the merrier, right?
-grins back- I do. Indeed, I do.
*sighs* Yeah, I guess you're rig-Oho, Tidus! ♥ That's why I love you babe~
Maybe laughing while you hide~? And yes. Sex Ninja. Is that what they teach you out on those Islands, Tidus? *teacher impersonation: "Today kids, Handcuffs! Tomorrow: How to be a Sex ninja! Interesting...Very interesting~
Well, at least you were a good student? ^_~
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Way to change the subject, Irvine. No, I don’t want to ♥ more. That’s your thing, people recognize you (even if they think it’s annoying) for it. If I did it… they’d think you drugged my drink or something. Oh you.. didn’t? -goes to reread- Shit. Well. -sticks tongue out at-
Too late! I remember reading entries about him and computers! Irvine, your password is so mine!!!! I bet he could get it in no time flat!
You aren’t going to try and get him to drink? Irvine, I’m impressed. That’s not what I would have expected at all.
Yeah, I guess so. So who else is actually coming?
For my manipulative plans to get your clothes off? *grins* Good to know. So about this whole not making him drink thing….
But then they’d all know where to find me. Oh so now the Island Kink Club has turned into a whole school? *attempting not to blush* You’ve got some weird fantasies, you know that?Sex ninja doesn’t even make sense… Yeah right, Irvine.
*blushes even MORE* H-Hey!
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-grins- Nope! I sure didn't. Maybe I should include all sorts of details next time? =O
Ack! No!! Ranyl wouldn't help you hack my journal! He has MORALS! XP Unlike a certain Island Boy...
...You'd better watch it. I'll take a page out of Aerith's book and make you sleep on the couch or something =P
You, me, Demyx, Zexy, maybe Quisty~ Not many.
That and more. But you already know that. ..or you should D<. ♥ Lies. All of it. We'll get him to drink something. I'm sure he's a lightweight...
True. Hm...I could hide you in my pants? :3
Hey, *I* didn't come up with the Kink Club! That was one of your dirty little secrets! ...they may be weird, but they amuse me~. It does so! Yes, yes I *am* right.
Is for horses, babe. ♥
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What are you talking about? He would so do it! Especially if I told him that people would think it’s hilarious. Oh Irvine, you only wish I didn’t have any morals.
…And what couch would this be?
Hmm, yeah not too many but it’ll be fun. Especially with Dem there. You should try and et Quistis to make it! She seems like she’d be a blast to actually party with.
Oh no, I knew that. I just like to hear you say it. *grins* So it’ll only take a couple to get him smashed. Then we can leave him with Quistis and spend some time ‘reminiscing’ in our old room? That hands idea is starting to sound even better.
I think I’m in your pants enough as it is, Irvine. But I appreciate the thought?
I was being sarcastic about all that! It was a joke. Not a dirty little secret. And that’s all that matters, right? *small laugh* Nu-uh ( ... )
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...shut up. The floor then. Or...OUT ON THE DOORSTEP XP
Definitely. Well she's pretty good about getting to place to place, so I'm sure she'll come...she just might get there a bit later than we all do.
Pfft. You are a horrible person, Tidus. Horrible and devious and absolutely gorgeous. And I love it >D. We';d better be smart about it though. Quisty'll be onto us >.>
Well alright. Offer always stands though. You know. Just in case the need should ever arise...^_~
Mhm. Are you sure, Tidus? I mean, are you really sure? Or are you just denying it so I won't catch on to all your other secrets, hm? X3 Well. I'm sure that's what they taught you to say...right alongside teaching you how to appear all innocent but then slinking out of the shadows and overpowering people with your sexiness D; Crazy for you? =D?
And you live with me! So there. >3
[[ooc; fixed! XD ( ... )
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You would kick me out over something like that…? I- I think I’m going to go cry now.
Well that’s okay, later is better then never. I’m just glad she’s coming. Ranyl seems to like her a lot. *smirk*
*grins* Gorgeous, huh? Well at least I’m not alone in being ‘horrible’. Going along with this makes you just as terrible as me. Oh yeah, Quistis isn’t going to be so easy to fool. And I guess we couldn’t use the same trick on her? So what if… we waited until she went to the bathroom and made a run for it? *grin* She’s your sister; you come up with an idea.
*laughs* Okay, I’ll remember that.
All my other secrets? Okay, now I’m curious. What exactly do you think I’m hiding, Irvine? You make it sound like I’m… I don’t know, some kind of ex-prostitute . Or something.
*raises eyebrow* Slink out of the shadows? What are you ( ... )
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Actually I-hey, wait a second! You're not going to cry! You're just...trying to get me to feel bad, aren't you? ...I was kidding! Kidding! Don't get upset Tidus! D=
Yeah, yeah he does...-plotting devious things- I'm on it~
Absolutely ^_~ Well, yeah, that's true...but it was *your* idea this time. I think the horribleness is split,oh~ 75/25. Yeah, that sounds about right. No, she'll probably refuse to leave...aha! We'll get her to take Ranyl back home! Or at least to somewhere. That should work~.
Are you? =O An ex-hooker, I mean. ...you'd better not have any STDs, young man D< 'cause I love you but I will be pissed! *joking*
Ngk! That-that has nothing to do with this! Nothing at all! And it is not a "weird weakness" thank you very much! ...You should be grateful for it. You'd never top otherwise >.>; Oh haha. You think...it hasn't already? >D I mean, I've already got you talking ( ... )
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Well it worked didn’t it? No, I’m kidding too. You… wouldn’t actually kick me out, would you…?
Hmm, 75/25? But you were the inspiration for the idea. Doesn’t that make you just a little bit worse? How about 60/40? If it weren’t for you I wouldn’t have to be such a terrible person, right?
Yes! That’s perfect! Then neither of them’ll be around to worry about. Though do we have to wait until she would be taking him home? We should try and come up with another place she could take him. Sooner. So do we worry about Demyx and Zexion?
*rolls eyes* Oh yeah, that’s it. That’s also where I really get all this money from. But don’t worry about STDs. It wasn’t like I was just standing out on corners; I was too pretty for that. We we’re pretty well known. All my customers were high class business executives. There were standards ( ... )
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You'd better be D= -smiles- You should know better than that, babe. Of course I wouldn't ♥ Your dog maybe...
Hmm...Eh, I guess so. Okay, so 60/40. That's not too bad. Just so long as you're the 60 ^_~ If it weren't for you *I* wouldn't be so terrible! I think it's all your fault.
Tidus, Tidus~ Patience is a virtue! Don't worry about it. She'll take him somewhere nearby, I'm sure. Or maybe stay with him to make sure he's okay. Hmm...Pfft. Please. The only thing we'd have to worry about with them is that they don't head off to a room before we do. X3
Really? =O Huh. I guess that makes sense. You are pretty, after all. So wait. Business Executives? Do you...blackmail them?? Because that would just be ( ... )
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*continues incredulous look* You could’ve mixed it in with one of the other ingredients or something. For all the names you call me, you’re pretty devious yourself. Who knows how far in advance you’ve prepared.
Yeah, I know. I… just don’t know what I would do if you did. Never mind. I’m glad *smile*
So basically we’re just terrible influences on each other? Somehow we just make each other more dirty and mean as we go along. *laughs* What a great relationship. Yeah, yeah okay. I’m the 60. But you know, that’s only ten away from fifty.
I don’t like patience, it’s not one of my best assets. *sigh* But I guess it’s better then being interrupted. Hmm, okay that sounds good to me. Haha, that’s true. They better not take our room though. I’m not against kicking them out.I can’t take all the credit for the blackmailing thing, that ( ... )
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Tidus, I didn't do anything to our food! It's all straight from the store, completely untampered with. *gasp* I am not! Devious is a word reserved for people like you, and Zexion. Well then what are you going to eat, hm? It's getting late, you know.
Good. You'd better. You would raise your eyebrow and ask, very calmly, "Excuse me? I don't think so, Mr. Kinneas." and then kick my ass. Quisty would approve. Besides, only this place is mine. But...we're gonna have our place soon, right?
It does seem that way, doesn't it? Ah well. It seems to work alright for us. It is! Yeah...yeah it *is* only 10 away from fifty...but you're still 10 *more* and ( ... )
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