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[feelgoodgunman]

ATTENTION, CIITIZENS OF SANZENSEKAI.

Your cowboy has an announcement:

Pancakes-now stay with me on this one, pancakes...are *twice* as good after make-up sex. -nods- It's perfectly true! ♥

And now that I've embarrassed the hell out of Tidus for the week or so..~

Ranyl! Where are we gonna meet? So I can take you out to the sex club 7th Heaven? :

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[ninjastar_gaze]

... it's a boy. I think.

That's what Aerith told me, but I really don't know how to check.

[feelgoodgunman]

a boy!?

Awww ^n.n^

Doesn't matter. He sounds adorable :3

[ninjastar_gaze]

Yeah... he picked the name himself. Though... he is kind of girlish. He eats flowers, for Shiva's sake. Oh well, he's a sweetheart. You've got to meet him. I just hope he doesn't bite you. When I went to the flower shop to get some flowers for him, the shop owner tried to pet him and almost got his finger cut clean off. Should I be worried?

But seriously, Irvine, how do you tell if a chocobo's masculine or feminine? ¬.¬

[feelgoodgunman]

Well that's just because he was with Aerith, right? I mean, we'd probably end up eating flowers too, if we were around her as babies. ._.;

Yes. Yes I must. ♥
Er...maybe a little? Maybe he's just...protective? >>;

I don't know how everyone else does it...I was just around them when I was younger, so I got used to looking and sometimes being able to tell... ._.; Maybe you should ask a breeder?

[ninjastar_gaze]

Yeah, but when I say he eats flowers, I mean he doesn't eat anything but flowers. And it's freaking me out. He especially likes peonies...Protective? I don't know, but I can say that I'm never going to be invited back to that shop ever again.

Where are you now? Maybe I could come meet you. I've mostly been hanging around the Macalania woods, but I'm always free for someone like you.

Huh... do you know any breeders? I only ask because I'm skeptical of Aerith's analysis.

[feelgoodgunman]

But...but that's...-resists squee- That's so cute....^n.n^
You should come see me. I'll buy him some ♥

Eh, the guy'll get over it!

I'm still in Alexandria. Haven't left since I got here :3 Maybe some traveling on my end is in order...why don't we meet somewhere?

Not personally...but maybe we could find one.

[ninjastar_gaze]

Cute, yes. Annoyingly hard to feed, also yes. Oh, how can I refuse an offer like that~

I hope... he seemed really angry.

How boring. You need to come with me for some time. You know, roam the open country side with good ol' Yuffie. How about we meet in... how about in Kalm? We can meet halfway there.

Dang. Well until then Kazuki's staying a boy. Even if he's only slightly efeminate.