gonna kick you out and let the sunshine in

Jul 16, 2005 22:34

Skunk Hair: "HI! MY NAME IS KATIE!! I WORK AT THE NORTHTOWN ZUMIEZ!!"

(Crowd Cringes)

Me: "Good work. you've got a keeper. go fuck yourself."

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait-

BAAAH HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

a more worthless, asshole, pathetic jerkoff loser piece of shit i have never met in my LIFE! hahahahahahhahaha. i'm sorry joshua, are you blind? oh dear, what did i ever see in him? why did i think he was worth my time? what ever made me think i could spend the rest of my life with him? it's really all beyond me at this point.

thank you, really, for being such a pigheaded idiot. that's what you are- a blind fool. i really needed this eye-opener to see what you're really all about, and you performed marvelously. thank you for sparing me from yourself. :) oh, and btw, thank you also for being mature enough to allow me to break up with you over TEXT MESSAGING. also, tell jason that he did real good telling me off for you. i really appreciate the chance to relive my days as a 15 year old.
btw, go ahead and leave my belt at slick rock, i'm gonna need that back kthx.

:) what a great day! i haven't been this happy in ages.
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