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Sep 18, 2011 12:32

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buticlosemyeyes September 18 2011, 16:36:21 UTC

[stares at her phone and pauses]

...I think you have the wrong number.

feel_theburn September 18 2011, 16:50:19 UTC

You're a wrong number.

buticlosemyeyes September 18 2011, 17:30:09 UTC

Someone's had a little too much to drink.

feel_theburn September 18 2011, 18:10:52 UTC

Is it that obvious?

buticlosemyeyes September 18 2011, 22:07:41 UTC

Not at all. I get strange texts like this from people I don't know all the time. Sometimes twice a day.

feel_theburn September 18 2011, 22:15:41 UTC

Maybe you need new friends.

buticlosemyeyes September 18 2011, 22:17:01 UTC

Nah, my friends just need to quit drinkin'.

feel_theburn September 18 2011, 22:18:50 UTC

People shouldn't drink. It's not good.

buticlosemyeyes September 19 2011, 01:04:44 UTC

How much have you had to drink, Mystery Person?

feel_theburn September 19 2011, 01:19:05 UTC

More than I should have. How did I text the wrong number?

buticlosemyeyes September 19 2011, 01:28:07 UTC

I think the better question is how did you text a New York number from Florida?

feel_theburn September 19 2011, 01:36:19 UTC

How do you know where I am? Are you watching me?

buticlosemyeyes September 19 2011, 01:57:47 UTC

It's a Florida area code. Why would I be watchin' you?

feel_theburn September 19 2011, 02:01:25 UTC

I don't know. Maybe you want to kill me.

buticlosemyeyes September 19 2011, 02:13:41 UTC

I don't kill people. I protect them.

hello strangest Michael thread of my life feel_theburn September 19 2011, 02:30:54 UTC

Are you Batman?

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