people are idiots...

[feel_the_glee]

"A man took two live lobsters from a tank in a Boston, Massachusetts supermarket and stuffed them down his trousers. The lobsters fastened onto his manhood and refused to let go. Doctors reportedly said the result was a 'do-it-yourself vasectomy' and told him that he might never be a father."

I can't even say anything about this...the sheer idiot-ness is overwhelming...