Re: *gasp-wheeze-snort-cries-gasps some more-dies laughing*feel_me_trembleJune 1 2006, 19:34:21 UTC
*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!* OH, I just LOVE your birthday!!! I swear - nothing but adding one more candle to your birthday cake of life could have drug me out of this creative SLUMP that I've been in and make me fire up photoshop again! I've been stressing for DAYS about what I was going to "get" you...it was too late to whip up porn....well, decent porn anyways....I had a few bases saved but they were all a bit slashy and well, lets face it...celebrating "Holly's" birthday with her husband getting vertical with my imaginary boyfriend just didn't seem like the proper thing to do (even though she thouroughly approves....and I think I even hear her insisting on planning THAT for tomorrow...)but NOPE - TODAY, today was all about you and your never ending quest to see more flesh of the wee than he's ever been willing to show us - and it all kept coming back to the same thing - Wenchie wants Naked Lij....so naked Lij she'll have!
And I'm SOOOOOO very glad that you appreciate my utterly stupid sense of humor (because I would totally be lying if I said I wasn't giggling myself silly the entire time and just praying that YOU would find it mildly entertaining as well) Only for you would I completely disgrace the totally innocent expressions of Elijah (well...he did that pole dancing one all on his own) - and enjoy doing it like ten million times more BECAUSE it was for you!
Happy Birthday honey - friend - sweet cheeks - and wenchie - I'll meet ya in the "lounge" where Dom is keeping our seats warm and Elijah is carefully positioning the hershey kisses on the peanut butter cookies so that they look just like boobies! *mwah*
And I'm SOOOOOO very glad that you appreciate my utterly stupid sense of humor (because I would totally be lying if I said I wasn't giggling myself silly the entire time and just praying that YOU would find it mildly entertaining as well) Only for you would I completely disgrace the totally innocent expressions of Elijah (well...he did that pole dancing one all on his own) - and enjoy doing it like ten million times more BECAUSE it was for you!
Happy Birthday honey - friend - sweet cheeks - and wenchie - I'll meet ya in the "lounge" where Dom is keeping our seats warm and Elijah is carefully positioning the hershey kisses on the peanut butter cookies so that they look just like boobies! *mwah*
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