stream of conciousness key-style
feminism seems to equal floppy tittied lesbians
leaving coarse pubic hairs inside my bed spread again
hair club for men needs to come and collect
ill put em all in a bag and they can write me a check
no disrespect but i hate the way you drink your latte
coffee stains on your horse teeth like gary d'ellabate
you cant stop me, youre lucky if you get me to start
take your glaring rampart and you can go back to start
do not pass go , you ho, you think i dont know
that even tho im hungry, i shouldnt eat the yellow snow?
you under estimate the power of a broke tooth
uncouth, talk about fuckin more than dr ruth
forsooth, dear yorick, ive been keeping your head
and the shit rotted hardcore, probably cause youre dead
instead of proper burials, i like to keep it nearby
so i can do monolougie and pretend that im a cool guy
eye stys cause you like to live inside a pig sty
try to fly away and tell those motherfuckers bye bye
king of the swine, never liked the deep or the brine
hang myself from a cheese block suspended from twine
never asked to be head of the class
but i made the mistake of being smart so the teachers exploited my ass
parade around town, turn that frown upside down
you represent LeeJr High, no more clowing around
fuck school, i leave a stool on my cap and my gown
take my "superior potential" and run that shit in the ground
how does THAt sound? you act like youre stupid or deaf
or maybe foreign, which is something that i guess i accept
go to france and prance around really limp wristed
perouettes, rapping rhymes from later limp bizkit
put a twist in your panties, like my name was Old Sammy
and sold Bin Ladles to your pappy and your mammy
my step mom Tammy is the nastiest bitch
leather skin bitch whod fuck a dog if its rich
i hope she rots and gets purple and hard like brach's rocks
plant a shoe bomb on her like "oops thats not socks"
lock, stock, barrel and McDonalds blood clots
on the side walk of wallstreet, regretting your lost stocks
...
the end
leaving coarse pubic hairs inside my bed spread again
hair club for men needs to come and collect
ill put em all in a bag and they can write me a check
no disrespect but i hate the way you drink your latte
coffee stains on your horse teeth like gary d'ellabate
you cant stop me, youre lucky if you get me to start
take your glaring rampart and you can go back to start
do not pass go , you ho, you think i dont know
that even tho im hungry, i shouldnt eat the yellow snow?
you under estimate the power of a broke tooth
uncouth, talk about fuckin more than dr ruth
forsooth, dear yorick, ive been keeping your head
and the shit rotted hardcore, probably cause youre dead
instead of proper burials, i like to keep it nearby
so i can do monolougie and pretend that im a cool guy
eye stys cause you like to live inside a pig sty
try to fly away and tell those motherfuckers bye bye
king of the swine, never liked the deep or the brine
hang myself from a cheese block suspended from twine
never asked to be head of the class
but i made the mistake of being smart so the teachers exploited my ass
parade around town, turn that frown upside down
you represent LeeJr High, no more clowing around
fuck school, i leave a stool on my cap and my gown
take my "superior potential" and run that shit in the ground
how does THAt sound? you act like youre stupid or deaf
or maybe foreign, which is something that i guess i accept
go to france and prance around really limp wristed
perouettes, rapping rhymes from later limp bizkit
put a twist in your panties, like my name was Old Sammy
and sold Bin Ladles to your pappy and your mammy
my step mom Tammy is the nastiest bitch
leather skin bitch whod fuck a dog if its rich
i hope she rots and gets purple and hard like brach's rocks
plant a shoe bomb on her like "oops thats not socks"
lock, stock, barrel and McDonalds blood clots
on the side walk of wallstreet, regretting your lost stocks
...
the end