best survey ever
1)be John Lennon or Bob Dylan? hmm... on one hand, john lennon had that stupid yoko ono bitch always tagging along... on the other, bob dylan is one ugly motherfucker. ill take John Lennon, but the first thing i did would be to strangle that bitch.
2)vote republican or live in a third world country? vote republican... that john McCain isnt too bad.
3)sleep with Britney or Christina (this goes for people of both sexes)? definetly britney, christinas a whore
4)eat a live frog or a human thumb? mmmm... human thumb...
5)be blind or paralyzed from the neck down? this is a toughie... ill take swords for a thousand alex
6)sleep with an Olsen twin, Hillary Duff, Amanda Bynes, or Lindsey
Lohan? my kneejerk reaction here would be amanda bynes... put i saw some pictures from the mean girls premier and that lindsey lohan is freakin hot... naw, amanda bynes kicks her ass
7)smoke 20 cigarettes at once or drink 2 ounces of waffle house grease? waffle house grease. ugh
8)lose all your fingers or all your toes? toes... they dont seem to be that important
9)lose your dominant leg and arm or sleep with your dad? lose the leg and arm
10)meet God drunk or stoned? drunk... i actually do this everyweekend... hahaha... wait... nevermind
11)have dinner with Alexander the Great or Gangis Khan? well, i am related to Genghis, so itd be nice to meet the patriarch of the family or whatever... but then again, Alexander the Great is kindof my idol... so alexander it is. sorry Genghis.
12)go to school for the rest of your life or get a real job that sucks? school, its not like i do anything anyways
13)travel through time or travel through space? space... i could find that galaxy far, far away
14)get raped by a big black guy in prison or your local pastor? im not even going to answer this question... dylan, you are a sick fuck
15)run through the louve in under 9 minutes or walk through in 4 hours? run through... although that seems tiring
16)have your heart explode or you brain explode? does it matter, youd still be dead
17)listen to one cd (of your choosing) for the rest of you life or
listen only to music made after 2002? cd of my choosing
18)sleep with daphne from scooby doo or Judy Jetson? the animated daphne, or the one from that bad movie... well, it doesnt matter, judy jetson was a fox
19)have a porsche or an aston martin? aston martin... 007 style, bitches
and finally...
20)get caught masturbating by you mom or your dad? um... does it matter?
2)vote republican or live in a third world country? vote republican... that john McCain isnt too bad.
3)sleep with Britney or Christina (this goes for people of both sexes)? definetly britney, christinas a whore
4)eat a live frog or a human thumb? mmmm... human thumb...
5)be blind or paralyzed from the neck down? this is a toughie... ill take swords for a thousand alex
6)sleep with an Olsen twin, Hillary Duff, Amanda Bynes, or Lindsey
Lohan? my kneejerk reaction here would be amanda bynes... put i saw some pictures from the mean girls premier and that lindsey lohan is freakin hot... naw, amanda bynes kicks her ass
7)smoke 20 cigarettes at once or drink 2 ounces of waffle house grease? waffle house grease. ugh
8)lose all your fingers or all your toes? toes... they dont seem to be that important
9)lose your dominant leg and arm or sleep with your dad? lose the leg and arm
10)meet God drunk or stoned? drunk... i actually do this everyweekend... hahaha... wait... nevermind
11)have dinner with Alexander the Great or Gangis Khan? well, i am related to Genghis, so itd be nice to meet the patriarch of the family or whatever... but then again, Alexander the Great is kindof my idol... so alexander it is. sorry Genghis.
12)go to school for the rest of your life or get a real job that sucks? school, its not like i do anything anyways
13)travel through time or travel through space? space... i could find that galaxy far, far away
14)get raped by a big black guy in prison or your local pastor? im not even going to answer this question... dylan, you are a sick fuck
15)run through the louve in under 9 minutes or walk through in 4 hours? run through... although that seems tiring
16)have your heart explode or you brain explode? does it matter, youd still be dead
17)listen to one cd (of your choosing) for the rest of you life or
listen only to music made after 2002? cd of my choosing
18)sleep with daphne from scooby doo or Judy Jetson? the animated daphne, or the one from that bad movie... well, it doesnt matter, judy jetson was a fox
19)have a porsche or an aston martin? aston martin... 007 style, bitches
and finally...
20)get caught masturbating by you mom or your dad? um... does it matter?