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[fedoralover]

Monsieur Envy had requested a drabble/ficlet. Well here it is.

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: G ooc: I guess... Never was good with ratings.
What: Envy killing his father
Words: 200

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[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~I AM NOT A CREATURE.~*~*~*~

[fedoralover]

That's quite mean, Monsieur. You're certainly not human, are you?

[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~I'm the PERFECT human!! Which I can't say for YOU.~*~*~*~

[fedoralover]

But I said "And even though it possessed most human traits, they didn’t make it more human, because they were all inhumanly better than all mortals’". You might have human traits, and you might be perfect, but you're stil an artificial human, am I wrong?

[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~I'm all real. Real skin, hair, blood, and organs. ^_^~*~*~*~

[fedoralover]

Artifical skin, hair, blood and organs.

[sexy_and_skorty]

~*~*~*~Believe me, it's real.~*~*~*~

((ooc: it really is real. wtf Erik.))

[fedoralover]

[ooc: Nuuuu, he gots no soul! He's not human!! Stop disagreeing with me!!!!!!!]

[sexy_and_skorty]

((ooc: he has no soul but technically he's still human. A homunculus is a PERFECT manmade human, like that chic from The Fifth Element. So everything he has IS real.))

[fedoralover]

[ooc: Yeah, but TECHNICALLY, he isn't HUMAN human!]

[sexy_and_skorty]

((ooc: you don't have to have a soul to be human. :D He has real blood, skin, and everything. The only thing he DOESN'T have of his own is a soul, but he has 43423 others in him.))

[fedoralover]

[ooc: Pffft. Whatever. ERIK WANTS TO CALL ENVY A CREATURE!!!! You win.]

[sexy_and_skorty]

((ooc: *victory dance*))

[fedoralover]

[ooc: Is Envy going to kick Erik's ass whenever he goes back to normal? Cause Erik's sure provoking him ^____^]

[sexy_and_skorty]

((ooc: I have noooo idea.))

[fedoralover]

[ooc: LIESSSSSS, you're just not telling me ;__; XDD]