where is my wife
britney and i are in the new issue of people that's going to be for sale in whenever, we did an interview. here are the highlights. i am not making this up
for those of you hitching rides on the short bus k = kevin, b = britney
Kevin how do you react to the hormonal craziness?
K: I laugh.
B: He cries sometimes too! The movie we were just watching was 50 First Dates and he was crying at the end of it too!
K: No, I was crying because she was telling me that I smelled and I needed to take a shower. [Both laugh]
i don't know why we laughed after that because it's usually true or maybe because the irony of how true to life i am hits us all the time
No Kevin Jr. Can you do a Britney Jr.?
B: Noooo.
K: No, you cannot
there you go. no k-fed jr. damn
Kevin, do you run out and get this stuff (weird food)? Can you watch her eat it?
K: I laugh. Yeah, I go out and get it. I try to keep her healthy, keep my baby healthy. I cook breakfast in the mornings.
bottom line: i made her walk beside the golf cart because i don't want her to be a fatty after the baby and i can cook. cooking probably means buying mcdonalds pancakes and heating them in a skillet but that is our secret
Did you celebrate the night you found out (about being her being pregnant)?
K: And every night since. [Both laugh]
which explains the partying in vegas woohoo
in it we also reveal that sex is crazy good and that britney told me she was knocked up over the phone. take a few dollars and buy the issue to read more, there are a couple pictures and i look to die for and all of that
for those of you hitching rides on the short bus k = kevin, b = britney
Kevin how do you react to the hormonal craziness?
K: I laugh.
B: He cries sometimes too! The movie we were just watching was 50 First Dates and he was crying at the end of it too!
K: No, I was crying because she was telling me that I smelled and I needed to take a shower. [Both laugh]
i don't know why we laughed after that because it's usually true or maybe because the irony of how true to life i am hits us all the time
No Kevin Jr. Can you do a Britney Jr.?
B: Noooo.
K: No, you cannot
there you go. no k-fed jr. damn
Kevin, do you run out and get this stuff (weird food)? Can you watch her eat it?
K: I laugh. Yeah, I go out and get it. I try to keep her healthy, keep my baby healthy. I cook breakfast in the mornings.
bottom line: i made her walk beside the golf cart because i don't want her to be a fatty after the baby and i can cook. cooking probably means buying mcdonalds pancakes and heating them in a skillet but that is our secret
Did you celebrate the night you found out (about being her being pregnant)?
K: And every night since. [Both laugh]
which explains the partying in vegas woohoo
in it we also reveal that sex is crazy good and that britney told me she was knocked up over the phone. take a few dollars and buy the issue to read more, there are a couple pictures and i look to die for and all of that