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Once again I've been a bad updater. Hokay so, I had one of those days where I wasn't fit to be anyone's company 'cause I was itching for a fight. I hate people who piss me off but who I don't want to get into a pissing contest with. I hate being helpless. I love The Rivalry. I love gay men who have toy poodles named KY and Jelly. I love homemade macaroni and cheese that's so gooey it breaks wooden spoons. I love my wife. I'm seriously considering being friends with my mother. Wow, I know. Last night I went out to half price appetizers with the Bitch and the Tease. We've decided since I don't fit my name that things must change. It's a sad time. I'm off today, which is exciting. Or would be exciting if I had something better to do with my time than laundry. People should call me because I miss them.